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08-06-2015, 08:10 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(08-06-2015 07:56 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Oh my - stop, drop and roll baby because you are on fire!

NB: Not a suitable pickup line to use when there is an actual fire...

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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08-06-2015, 08:18 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(08-06-2015 04:59 AM)goodwithoutgod Wrote:  
(08-06-2015 04:28 AM)Nurse Wrote:  I'll admit it, I'm bored. I got placed on call tonight, it's 5 am, and I've had absolutely not a damn thing to do. So. Let's have some fun, shall we?


Did you know kissing burns 6.4 calories per minute? There's another exercise that burns even more - it gets you all hot, sweaty, and breathing heavy. Wanna go for a run sometime?

My ideal body weight is yours on mine.

If your clothes were in my PhotoBucket, I'd select them all and press delete.

I'm a bit lost. How 'bout you take me home with you.

Something must be wrong with my eyes - I can't keep them off of you.

You must be a camera - I can't help but smile every time I look at you.




Alright, lovelies - your turn! Give me your best, your worst, cheesiest, or dirtiest pick up lines.

(I am half Norwegian)

Me: Hey baby, you got some Norwegian in you?

Hot nurse: ...um no...

Me: You want some? Evil_monster

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Well I'm full Norwegian, so you can pack up your stuff and leave, halv-blod.




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08-06-2015, 08:40 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(08-06-2015 08:10 AM)morondog Wrote:  
(08-06-2015 07:56 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Oh my - stop, drop and roll baby because you are on fire!

NB: Not a suitable pickup line to use when there is an actual fire...

Tongue noted.

I also noticed *you* didn't share a pick up line along with your critique. Feel free to lay it on me Wink




Here's another old school one:

Is that a rocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me? Big Grin

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08-06-2015, 08:41 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
Hey girl, do you have near-infinite mass? Because I can't help but gravitate toward you.

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08-06-2015, 09:28 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(08-06-2015 08:40 AM)Nurse Wrote:  I also noticed *you* didn't share a pick up line along with your critique. Feel free to lay it on me Wink

Blush I never did get the hang of those things. I can't say 'em with a straight face... the only one I can ever remember anyway is "If I told you you had a hot body would you hold it against me?"... and that's only 'cos some lonely Romeo out in the boondocks made it into a song Weeping

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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08-06-2015, 09:34 AM
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(08-06-2015 06:15 AM)Tonechaser77 Wrote:  No i've never used these...come on have you SEEN my picture??? I would get bitch slapped.

LOL Doesn't matter.

Musicians don't need pickup lines. Thumbsup

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08-06-2015, 10:01 AM
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(08-06-2015 07:56 AM)Nurse Wrote:  I've never used one. I just make eye contact and let them come to me.

I never had patience for that game. Evil_monster

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08-06-2015, 10:36 AM
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"Look, you're attractive, I'm attractive...sort of...not really. But I imagine if we mix our genes together that we could have at least average-looking children. Does any of that interest you?"

Works every time...sort of...not really
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08-06-2015, 10:48 AM
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(08-06-2015 08:18 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  
(08-06-2015 04:59 AM)goodwithoutgod Wrote:  (I am half Norwegian)

Me: Hey baby, you got some Norwegian in you?

Hot nurse: ...um no...

Me: You want some? Evil_monster

Laugh out loadLaugh out loadWeeping

Well I'm full Norwegian, so you can pack up your stuff and leave, halv-blod.




Awesome, I have been to Norway only once. My father is 100%, our last name is stolen, we are from the area of the country named that obviously as that was the way it was done "back in the day." Very small family as we tend to have lots of girls, so our family tree is like a palm tree. My father was one of 13 kids, 2 of which our males. Incredibly expensive to visit, but beautiful country.

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08-06-2015, 10:49 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(08-06-2015 10:01 AM)Dom Wrote:  
(08-06-2015 07:56 AM)Nurse Wrote:  I've never used one. I just make eye contact and let them come to me.

I never had patience for that game. Evil_monster

I just find an excuse to take my shirt off......"oh hi!"

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