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20-11-2015, 06:50 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(20-11-2015 06:50 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  
(20-11-2015 06:46 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  His arms don't hurt either Tongue

Depends on how he uses them lol

Ha! I have a few ideas...
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20-11-2015, 06:54 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(20-11-2015 06:50 PM)Hobbitgirl Wrote:  
(20-11-2015 06:50 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  Depends on how he uses them lol

Ha! I have a few ideas...

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20-11-2015, 10:12 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(20-11-2015 03:19 PM)jennybee Wrote:  
(20-11-2015 03:13 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  And if not, there's always the Missed Connections section on Craig's List. Big Grin


Oh, yes. It's quite a science. Smartass

Craig's List. *yikes* No

Well, clearly you are quite skilled in the art of pick uppery Tongue

Me? Hell no. I married the only girl I ever dated.

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20-11-2015, 10:14 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(20-11-2015 10:12 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  
(20-11-2015 03:19 PM)jennybee Wrote:  Craig's List. *yikes* No

Well, clearly you are quite skilled in the art of pick uppery Tongue

Me? Hell no. I married the only girl I ever dated.

Aww that's so sweet Heart
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20-11-2015, 10:18 PM
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#sigh
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20-11-2015, 10:28 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
This one's my favorite. Works every time. Thumbsup




#sigh
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20-11-2015, 10:36 PM
Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
I still say I wish Zach Galifianakis was a sex symbol. I'd be set for life.
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20-11-2015, 10:39 PM
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(20-11-2015 10:36 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  I still say I wish Zach Galifianakis was a sex symbol. I'd be set for life.

Zach G. is pretty cute Tongue
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20-11-2015, 10:40 PM (This post was last modified: 20-11-2015 10:50 PM by Thumpalumpacus.)
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
Never good at pickup lines, as you might have guessed from my earlier post. I had my one bright moment in the sun whe on my way home from work one morning (I worked graveyards), I got out of my car and saw a gal from my Eng102 class working the playground at the childcare next door to my apartment. "Hey there", I says, and we start talking, a decent ten minutes about "how's classes" and whatnot, but she's got to shepherd the kids in and I've got to crawl upstairs and go to bed, so I ask her, "Have dinner with me Friday night?"

She says, "You don't even know my name."

"What's your name?"

"Marietta."

"Have dinner with me Friday night, Marietta?"

"But I don't know your name."

"Hi, Marietta, my name's Darrell. Have dinner with me Friday night?"

I never have been smooth, but it's all good -- we got five years out of that exchange.

(20-11-2015 01:31 PM)jennybee Wrote:  If a guy is willing to make an ass of himself in front of everyone for you--he's a keeper Thumbsup

Did you keep him?

eta: got the answer, not much a keeper after all, seems like.
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20-11-2015, 10:52 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(20-11-2015 10:40 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  
(20-11-2015 01:31 PM)jennybee Wrote:  If a guy is willing to make an ass of himself in front of everyone for you--he's a keeper Thumbsup

Did you keep him?

eta: got the answer, not much a keeper after all, seems like.

I meant keeper in the sense of not a fly by night date type of a deal. We were together for a year, so a keeper in that sense. Wink We broke up because I had to relocate for work. He had a daughter and couldn't relocate. Who knows, if life didn't happen the way it did, we might still be together. Smile
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