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21-11-2015, 08:25 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(21-11-2015 02:25 AM)izel Wrote:  
(21-11-2015 12:41 AM)jennybee Wrote:  unless Jason Statham is free Big Grin

Stay away from my man Dodgy

We can share Big Grin

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21-11-2015, 08:40 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
Can I have your picture so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?

Guess what I'm wearing? The smile you gave me.

I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart.

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.
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21-11-2015, 09:01 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(21-11-2015 08:25 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(21-11-2015 02:25 AM)izel Wrote:  Stay away from my man Dodgy

We can share Big Grin

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I heard he converted to Islam Laugh out load

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21-11-2015, 09:12 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(21-11-2015 08:25 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(21-11-2015 02:25 AM)izel Wrote:  Stay away from my man Dodgy

We can share Big Grin

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I'd say I'll trade you but, I think I wanna keep them both Consider
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21-11-2015, 09:21 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(21-11-2015 09:12 AM)izel Wrote:  
(21-11-2015 08:25 AM)jennybee Wrote:  We can share Big Grin

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I'd say I'll trade you but, I think I wanna keep them both Consider

Cute!
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21-11-2015, 09:23 AM
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(21-11-2015 09:21 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(21-11-2015 09:12 AM)izel Wrote:  I'd say I'll trade you but, I think I wanna keep them both Consider

Cute!

Oh he is beautiful Laugh out load His name is Burak Özçivit named after the Muhammed's flying horse, common name around here. But who cares his yumm

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21-11-2015, 09:25 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(08-06-2015 04:28 AM)Nurse Wrote:  I'll admit it, I'm bored. I got placed on call tonight, it's 5 am, and I've had absolutely not a damn thing to do. So. Let's have some fun, shall we?


Did you know kissing burns 6.4 calories per minute? There's another exercise that burns even more - it gets you all hot, sweaty, and breathing heavy. Wanna go for a run sometime?

My ideal body weight is yours on mine.

If your clothes were in my PhotoBucket, I'd select them all and press delete.

I'm a bit lost. How 'bout you take me home with you.

Something must be wrong with my eyes - I can't keep them off of you.

You must be a camera - I can't help but smile every time I look at you.




Alright, lovelies - your turn! Give me your best, your worst, cheesiest, or dirtiest pick up lines.

Honey, you look just like my second wife! I've only been married once so far!Laugh out load
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21-11-2015, 09:30 AM
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(21-11-2015 09:25 AM)DerFish Wrote:  Honey, you look just like my second wife! I've only been married once so far!Laugh out load

That's a straight up marriage proposal Laugh out load

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21-11-2015, 09:33 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(08-06-2015 05:30 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Had a guy tell me that he could make me feel things I had never felt before. Guess I shouldn't have laughed quite so hard.

He was such a jerk and not even half as cool as he thought he was.

But did you take him for a test feel?Cool
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21-11-2015, 09:47 AM
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Honey as long as I have a face you'll have a place to sit!
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