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19-06-2016, 08:13 PM (This post was last modified: 19-06-2016 08:24 PM by Shai Hulud.)
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(19-06-2016 07:58 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Can I see your “to do” list?

I want to make sure I’m on it.

I want to criticize, but the technique is solid if the Charisma is high enough possibly.
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Some horrible Catholic ones:
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a confession line like this?

It’s Palm Sunday, may I hold your palm?

I think I’m called to marriage, can I call you sometime?

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Do you say the Rosary, because I'd like to spend some decades with you.

You look like a good vocation.

The Bible says to think about whatever is pure and lovely. So I've been thinking about you all day.

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19-06-2016, 08:27 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(19-06-2016 08:13 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  
(19-06-2016 07:58 PM)Full Circle Wrote:  Can I see your “to do” list?

I want to make sure I’m on it.

I want to criticize, but the technique is solid if the Charisma is high enough possibly.
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Some horrible Catholic ones:
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a confession line like this?

It’s Palm Sunday, may I hold your palm?

I think I’m called to marriage, can I call you sometime?

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Do you say the Rosary, because I'd like to spend some decades with you.

You look like a good vocation.

The Bible says to think about whatever is pure and lovely. So I've been thinking about you all day.

Hey girl, I brought my Book of Numbers so I could get yours.

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19-06-2016, 08:51 PM
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"So you're a nurse, huh? Can you... inspect something for me?"

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19-06-2016, 08:53 PM
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One I heard on another board once:
iTunes is wrong, you're the hottest single of the year.

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19-06-2016, 09:26 PM
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Hay baybay, I can see yo nipples from across the room. You be lookin reeeeeal cold, know whut I'm sayin. I see you eyein' me. I know what u want baby, but I'ma need to see you work for it, know what I'm sayin'. So why don't you come over here and turn up the thermostat yoself, then get outta my face, cuz I'm tryin to watch the game. BOOM, Beeyotch!

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19-06-2016, 10:43 PM
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(19-06-2016 08:13 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  Some horrible Catholic ones:
What’s a nice girl like you doing in a confession line like this?

It’s Palm Sunday, may I hold your palm?

I think I’m called to marriage, can I call you sometime?

So last night I was reading in the book of Numbers, and then I realized, I don’t have yours.

Is it a sin that you stole my heart?

Do you say the Rosary, because I'd like to spend some decades with you.

You look like a good vocation.

The Bible says to think about whatever is pure and lovely. So I've been thinking about you all day.

You want to sip some blood and see what is under this frock?

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The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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20-06-2016, 11:13 AM
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I have A's in all my classes.
I'm really good at finding solutions to problems.
Wanna listen to obscure music with me?

Oh man... Heart

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20-06-2016, 11:28 AM
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(20-06-2016 11:13 AM)CosmicRaven Wrote:  I have A's in all my classes.
I'm really good at finding solutions to problems.
Wanna listen to obscure music with me?

Oh man... Heart

Yeah, my HS and college experience was that those were the most surefire ways to ensure she doesn't want to talk to you again. *sigh*

ETA: I'm happy to declare myself a nerd, as an adult, because I picked up women who loved my persona of the "bad boy" biker, all sharp sarcasm and black leather jacket. I just hid my nerdiness until it couldn't be concealed any longer, at which point they'd find a better Neandertal. Thankfully, after I gave up and decided to embrace my nerd side, I found a smart girl who actually likes me just as I am.

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20-06-2016, 11:44 AM
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(19-06-2016 10:43 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  You want to sip some blood and see what is under this frock?

Well played rofl.
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My love for you is like dividing by zero, it can't be defined.

You must be made of uranium and iodine because all I can see is U and I together.

You must be the acid to my litmus paper because every time I meet you I turn bright red.

Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

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20-06-2016, 04:26 PM
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(20-06-2016 11:44 AM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.

Or..

Man, that chick is as easy as carbon, she'll couple with alnost anything.

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