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08-06-2015, 10:59 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
I could be your McDreamy......

"If we are honest—and scientists have to be—we must admit that religion is a jumble of false assertions, with no basis in reality.
The very idea of God is a product of the human imagination."
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08-06-2015, 11:27 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
Would you like to dance?

I used to go clubbing often and loved to dance, I could tell pretty quickly if we clicked or not.

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08-06-2015, 03:19 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
Me: Do you know the difference between a penis and a chicken leg?

Nurse: No

Me: Do you want to go for a picnic?

What do you mean Life is short. It's the longest thing you're going to do.
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08-06-2015, 03:34 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
Are those space pants you're wearing?

'cause your ass is out of this world!

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08-06-2015, 03:37 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
Here's an anti-pickup line reserved for cock-blockers:

Me: "Did it hurt?"

Her: "Did what hurt?"

Me: "When you ascended through the earth's crust from Hell."

"I feel as though the camera is almost a kind of voyeur in Mr. Beans life, and you just watch this bizarre man going about his life in the way that he wants to."

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08-06-2015, 03:47 PM
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Roses are red
Violets are blue
You're going to be my valentine
Because I'm stronger than you
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08-06-2015, 03:50 PM
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I stole all these, so... Blush

(08-06-2015 04:28 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Give me your best, your worst, cheesiest, or dirtiest pick up lines.
When ya measure 7 soft you don't need pick up lines, baby!

You know the difference between sex and conversation? No? Wanna go back to my place and talk about it?

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together!

Wanna play house? You can be the door, and I'll slam ya!

Confused Laugh out load

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08-06-2015, 03:51 PM
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I have not field tested this line, but I'm pretty sure it would have a low success rate.

"That shirt is very becoming on you. Of course, if I was on you I'd be coming too."

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08-06-2015, 05:27 PM
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I don't even like talking to my own family. Why the fuck would I want to talk to you.

#sigh
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08-06-2015, 05:30 PM
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Had a guy tell me that he could make me feel things I had never felt before. Guess I shouldn't have laughed quite so hard.

He was such a jerk and not even half as cool as he thought he was.

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