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20-06-2016, 10:24 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(20-06-2016 09:25 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  One I've actually used: Roses are red, the TARDIS is blue. With that said, I care about you.

With that you can also tweak for a break up, "Roses are red, the TARDIS is blue, I wish I could go back in time, and stop myself from meeting you."

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20-06-2016, 11:41 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(20-06-2016 07:33 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  Oh burn...

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You must be the speed of light, because time stops when I look at you.

(How about a small edit?)

You must be the speed of light, because time seems to slow for me as I approach you.

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21-06-2016, 01:33 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(20-06-2016 11:41 PM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  
(20-06-2016 07:33 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  Oh burn...

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You must be the speed of light, because time stops when I look at you.

(How about a small edit?)

You must be the speed of light, because time seems to slow for me as I approach you.

And I get shorter and fatter?

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21-06-2016, 05:17 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
"Wanna see my purple heart?"

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21-06-2016, 12:23 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(20-06-2016 10:24 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  
(20-06-2016 09:25 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  One I've actually used: Roses are red, the TARDIS is blue. With that said, I care about you.

With that you can also tweak for a break up, "Roses are red, the TARDIS is blue, I wish I could go back in time, and stop myself from meeting you."
Darn it, wish I'd used that on someone. It's good.

(20-06-2016 11:41 PM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  
(20-06-2016 07:33 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  Oh burn...

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You must be the speed of light, because time stops when I look at you.

(How about a small edit?)

You must be the speed of light, because time seems to slow for me as I approach you.

...good edit. But now has me thinking "Hey girl, want to discuss Einstein and relativity?"

Need to think of a witty signature.
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21-06-2016, 03:04 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(21-06-2016 12:23 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  
(20-06-2016 10:24 PM)JDog554 Wrote:  With that you can also tweak for a break up, "Roses are red, the TARDIS is blue, I wish I could go back in time, and stop myself from meeting you."
Darn it, wish I'd used that on someone. It's good.

(20-06-2016 11:41 PM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  (How about a small edit?)

You must be the speed of light, because time seems to slow for me as I approach you.

...good edit. But now has me thinking "Hey girl, want to discuss Einstein and relativity?"

I like to quip that I'm "as smart as a horse and hung like Einstein." Big Grin

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21-06-2016, 03:09 PM
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Pick up line? Get in the car bitch, I love you!
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21-06-2016, 03:37 PM
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You look like an LST in need of some seamen.

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21-06-2016, 06:35 PM
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(21-06-2016 03:37 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  You look like an LST in need of some seamen.

I get that because I'm a merchant mariner Thumbsup
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21-06-2016, 08:01 PM
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(21-06-2016 03:37 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  You look like an LST in need of some seamen.

Unless you have really quick reactions, that'll get you slapped in a lot of bars in a Navy town. Tongue
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