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22-06-2016, 03:06 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(21-06-2016 08:01 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(21-06-2016 03:37 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  You look like an LST in need of some seamen.

Unless you have really quick reactions, that'll get you slapped in a lot of bars in a Navy town. Tongue

Depends which guy you say it to. Angel

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22-06-2016, 04:03 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(21-06-2016 08:01 PM)Fireball Wrote:  
(21-06-2016 03:37 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  You look like an LST in need of some seamen.

Unless you have really quick reactions, that'll get you slapped in a lot of bars in a Navy town. Tongue

I'm pretty sure most of these would get you slapped...

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22-06-2016, 06:41 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(22-06-2016 03:06 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  
(21-06-2016 08:01 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Unless you have really quick reactions, that'll get you slapped in a lot of bars in a Navy town. Tongue

Depends which guy you say it to. Angel

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22-06-2016, 08:01 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(22-06-2016 03:06 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  
(21-06-2016 08:01 PM)Fireball Wrote:  Unless you have really quick reactions, that'll get you slapped in a lot of bars in a Navy town. Tongue

Depends which guy you say it to. Angel

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23-06-2016, 07:49 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(22-06-2016 04:03 AM)Nurse Wrote:  I'm pretty sure most of these would get you slapped...

...on dat fine ass!!!!!! Evil_monster

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15-07-2016, 02:42 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
Oh, so you play Pokemon Go? Well, I've been taking a Peek at u.

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15-07-2016, 02:51 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(15-07-2016 02:42 PM)cactus Wrote:  Oh, so you play Pokemon Go? Well, I've been taking a Peek at u.

Instead of playing Pokémon, why don't you poke my mon.

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15-07-2016, 03:06 PM
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I am very rich.

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15-07-2016, 05:12 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
Oh baby *scratches armpit* I'm so sexy *cups balls* gets close *has not showered in 4 days* whispers in her ear *teeth gone uncleaned for a week* you are really hot *farts* wanna come back to my mum's place?

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17-07-2016, 05:56 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(15-07-2016 05:12 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Oh baby *scratches armpit* I'm so sexy *cups balls* gets close *has not showered in 4 days* whispers in her ear *teeth gone uncleaned for a week* you are really hot *farts* wanna come back to my mum's place?

Always works.

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