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08-06-2015, 05:33 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
I know my calculus, it says you+me=us
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08-06-2015, 05:33 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
Hey babaay, I can disappoint you on a level you can't even imagine. Big Grin
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08-06-2015, 05:34 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(08-06-2015 05:33 PM)pablo Wrote:  Hey babaay, I can disappoint you on a level you can't even imagine. Big Grin

That right there is truth in advertising. Tongue More guys should use that.

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08-06-2015, 07:04 PM
Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
You must have a mirror in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

Huh huh... you sure got a purty mouth.
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08-06-2015, 07:23 PM
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(08-06-2015 10:36 AM)ghostexorcist Wrote:  "Look, you're attractive, I'm attractive...sort of...not really. But I imagine if we mix our genes together that we could have at least average-looking children. Does any of that interest you?"

Works every time...sort of...not really

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(08-06-2015 05:33 PM)Cosmic Discourse Wrote:  I know my calculus, it says you+me=us

Noooooo!!!! Kill it with fire!!! Hobo Laugh out load
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08-06-2015, 07:24 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(08-06-2015 05:33 PM)pablo Wrote:  Hey babaay, I can disappoint you on a level you can't even imagine. Big Grin

"Hey baby, how many beers will it take for your stands to get this low?"

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08-06-2015, 07:43 PM
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08-06-2015, 11:21 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
Closest I've come to a pick up line is sitting down next to this ginger girl pulling an ice cube out of my whiskey and proceeding to crush it with the bottom of my glass after which I said, in my deep and Irish voice, "Now that the ice is broken..." and then introducing myself.

I'm...I'm not good at pick up lines they just feel awkward and clumsy. lol

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09-06-2015, 02:37 AM
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(08-06-2015 11:21 PM)WhiskeyDebates Wrote:  Closest I've come to a pick up line is sitting down next to this ginger girl pulling an ice cube out of my whiskey and proceeding to crush it with the bottom of my glass after which I said, in my deep and Irish voice, "Now that the ice is broken..." and then introducing myself.

I'm...I'm not good at pick up lines they just feel awkward and clumsy. lol

Closest I've come is saying something like, "Well aren't you just a tall glass of ice water" while I shamelessly check the guy out. Has to be the right environment - I can't say it without some major southern twang.

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09-06-2015, 02:40 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(08-06-2015 07:04 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  Huh huh... you sure got a purty mouth.

Facepalm ugh. Had a guy say something similar a few months ago. "...no really, you sure are purty. Huh huh huh" Ok, move along, cowboy.

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