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09-06-2015, 02:56 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
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09-06-2015, 04:49 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
Girl you sitting on the F5 key? Because that ass is refreshing.

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09-06-2015, 05:03 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(09-06-2015 02:40 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(08-06-2015 07:04 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  Huh huh... you sure got a purty mouth.

Facepalm ugh. Had a guy say something similar a few months ago. "...no really, you sure are purty. Huh huh huh" Ok, move along, cowboy.

Sounds like something you'd hear coming from a guy named 'Skeeter'. Tongue
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09-06-2015, 05:19 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(08-06-2015 07:04 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  Huh huh... you sure got a purty mouth.

That ain't no pick-up line, citeh boy! Confused

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09-06-2015, 06:16 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(09-06-2015 02:37 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(08-06-2015 11:21 PM)WhiskeyDebates Wrote:  Closest I've come to a pick up line is sitting down next to this ginger girl pulling an ice cube out of my whiskey and proceeding to crush it with the bottom of my glass after which I said, in my deep and Irish voice, "Now that the ice is broken..." and then introducing myself.

I'm...I'm not good at pick up lines they just feel awkward and clumsy. lol

Closest I've come is saying something like, "Well aren't you just a tall glass of ice water" while I shamelessly check the guy out. Has to be the right environment - I can't say it without some major southern twang.
That made me picture your avatar fanning her self on a porch swing in the middle of a hot July day. There may or may not have been iced tea. Thumbsup

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09-06-2015, 06:37 PM
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(09-06-2015 06:16 PM)WhiskeyDebates Wrote:  
(09-06-2015 02:37 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Closest I've come is saying something like, "Well aren't you just a tall glass of ice water" while I shamelessly check the guy out. Has to be the right environment - I can't say it without some major southern twang.
That made me picture your avatar fanning her self on a porch swing in the middle of a hot July day. There may or may not have been iced tea. Thumbsup

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09-06-2015, 06:57 PM
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Ain't mr.flinstone but I can make your bed rock

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10-06-2015, 07:18 AM
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If someone says "you sure got a purdy little mouth," grab all kids in the area and run.

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11-06-2015, 08:26 PM
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One more...

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

I can't jelly my dick into your ass.
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27-07-2015, 07:28 PM
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Found some more. These are great:

You're so hot you denature my proteins.

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