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27-07-2015, 07:31 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
Hey baby, are you a dragon? because I want to plunge my sword into your bowels.

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27-07-2015, 07:59 PM
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27-07-2015, 08:17 PM
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Boy: "Oh my god! It smells like upsexy in here"
Girl: "What's upsexy?"
Boy: "Oh, nothin' much. How ' bout you?"

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28-07-2015, 07:52 AM
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(27-07-2015 07:28 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Found some more. These are great:

You're so hot you denature my proteins.

If I were an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Yeah, baby! Talk microbiology to me! Drooling

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28-07-2015, 08:21 AM
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(28-07-2015 07:52 AM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  
(27-07-2015 07:28 PM)Nurse Wrote:  Found some more. These are great:

You're so hot you denature my proteins.

If I were an enzyme I'd be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

Yeah, baby! Talk microbiology to me! Drooling

If I were a neurotransmitter, I'd be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.


You must be carbon because I want to date you.

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28-07-2015, 08:30 AM
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(28-07-2015 08:21 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(28-07-2015 07:52 AM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  Yeah, baby! Talk microbiology to me! Drooling

If I were a neurotransmitter, I'd be dopamine so I could activate your reward pathway.


You must be carbon because I want to date you.

"Based on what I've been hearing, if you were an element, you'd be Carbon; letting everything bond with you. So, why not me?"

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28-07-2015, 08:37 AM
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Are you Broca's aphasia? Because you leave me speechless.

Would you like to see what my clothes looks like when they're traveling at 9.8m/s^2 towards your bedroom floor?


You be my Prince Charming and I'll be your Cinderella - this dress disappears at midnight.

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28-07-2015, 08:41 AM
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G'day gorgeous, d' ya'll like guys with accents? If so, I just-a so happen to have a syndrome you'll love!

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28-07-2015, 09:33 AM
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Hey girl, what's your sine? I'll bet it's pi/2 because you look like the 1.

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28-07-2015, 09:35 AM
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You remind me of my pinky toe... you are small, cute, and I'm probably gonna bang you on my coffee table later tonight.

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