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28-07-2015, 09:38 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
It's not the length of the vector that counts, it's how you apply the force.

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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28-07-2015, 09:46 AM (This post was last modified: 28-07-2015 09:58 AM by TurkeyBurner.)
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
function PickUp(me, you) {
If ((you + me) == love) {
Return sexytime(me, you);
}
else {
PickUp(me, you)
}
}

.......

I wish you and I were friend classes, that way we would have access to each others' private members.

I always thought love was a static class until you made an instance of it.

I just wanted to let you know that I love you even though you aren't naked right now. Heart
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28-07-2015, 10:35 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
Since I speak in IT language most of the time, this one absolutely my favourite! Thumbsup


(28-07-2015 09:46 AM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  function PickUp(me, you) {
If ((you + me) == love) {
Return sexytime(me, you);
}
else {
PickUp(me, you)
}
}

.......

I wish you and I were friend classes, that way we would have access to each others' private members.

I always thought love was a static class until you made an instance of it.
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28-07-2015, 10:42 AM
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Lets add you & me Subtract your clothes divide your legs and multiply

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28-07-2015, 10:48 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
CS: That dress looks quite becoming on you.

Girl: Thank you.

CS: Then again. I'd be cuming too, if I was on you.


Here's one that a friend of mine said worked on her.

Guy walks over to her. Looks her up and down. Waves to his friend to come over and gives him $20.00.
"Your right dude. She is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen."

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28-07-2015, 11:00 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
As some of you might know, I looooooove old movies. The older the better.

Here's a plethora of Mae West pick up lines and sexual innuendos. She was an original, that's for sure.

Watch and learn.





Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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28-07-2015, 11:14 AM
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(28-07-2015 10:48 AM)Commonsensei Wrote:  Guy walks over to her. Looks her up and down. Waves to his friend to come over and gives him $20.00.
"Your right dude. She is the most beautiful girl I've ever seen."

This at least has the virtue of being classy.
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28-07-2015, 11:27 AM
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(28-07-2015 11:00 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  As some of you might know, I looooooove old movies. The older the better.

Here's a plethora of Mae West pick up lines and sexual innuendos. She was an original, that's for sure.

Watch and learn.





I love old movies and I love Lauren Bacall. I love the chemistry between her and Humphrey Bogart. I would take that over a pick up line any day Thumbsup



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28-07-2015, 12:55 PM
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(28-07-2015 11:27 AM)jennybee Wrote:  
(28-07-2015 11:00 AM)dancefortwo Wrote:  As some of you might know, I looooooove old movies. The older the better.

Here's a plethora of Mae West pick up lines and sexual innuendos. She was an original, that's for sure.

Watch and learn.





I love old movies and I love Lauren Bacall. I love the chemistry between her and Humphrey Bogart. I would take that over a pick up line any day Thumbsup




She had a super sexy speaking voice in that movie. No vocal fry. Hell, with a pick up line line I'd go home with her.

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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28-07-2015, 03:06 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
I got a couple presidential race lines

Can I touch your superpac?

I know you said no before, but can't we at least open up an exploratory committee?

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