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28-07-2015, 04:09 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(28-07-2015 09:46 AM)TurkeyBurner Wrote:  I wish you and I were friend classes, that way we would have access to each others' private members.
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28-07-2015, 04:29 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
Hey, want to complete my integration?

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29-07-2015, 07:27 AM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(28-07-2015 04:29 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Hey, want to complete my integration?

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69... hehehe

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29-07-2015, 08:09 AM (This post was last modified: 29-07-2015 08:36 AM by Nurse.)
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(28-07-2015 04:29 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Hey, want to complete my integration?

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Blush Twelve years since I had Calculus...just coming off my fifth night in a row...I'll sleep on it and solve it tomorrow - I'll post my work Tongue I can't believe I forgot how to do these - I'm losing my touch. Weeping

At work I don't use any math higher than algebra (typically something simple like a 1 mL vial of Solu-Medrol 120mg/mL, give 80mg). IV pumps have a library that do the work for me when I enter the patient's weight in kg, concentration and dose (like epinephrine 3mcg/kg/min - it calculates the ml/hr for me). I'd only have to do it by hand and count drips in a major disaster with power failure - which would effectively kill half the patients on our unit anyway. I don't even have to calculate the cardiac index - my nifty little monitor does it for me.



Ok - back to the theme of the thread:

Safety first, sleep with Nurse. Laugh out load


Edited because of a random winkie face

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01-08-2015, 01:08 PM
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This one worked well for me in kollege.

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01-08-2015, 04:03 PM
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Hey, ... Damn your so good looking I forgot my pick-up line.

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01-08-2015, 04:51 PM (This post was last modified: 01-08-2015 04:58 PM by The Organic Chemist.)
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(29-07-2015 08:09 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Safety first, sleep with Nurse. Laugh out load

I totally find this line titilating........... hehe. Drooling

Edit: Can I get it in prescription strength? Wink

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01-08-2015, 05:03 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(29-07-2015 08:09 AM)Nurse Wrote:  
(28-07-2015 04:29 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  Hey, want to complete my integration?

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Speaking of which...

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01-08-2015, 09:40 PM
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I have a blue bike. Wanna fuck?

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01-08-2015, 11:37 PM
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I don't even like talking to my own family. Why the fuck I want to talk to you?

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