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01-08-2015, 11:54 PM
RE: Pick up lines - ooooohhh yeh
(01-08-2015 05:03 PM)Can_of_Beans Wrote:  
(29-07-2015 08:09 AM)Nurse Wrote:  Blush Twelve years since I had Calculus...

Speaking of which...

I wish I was your derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves. Big Grin

I would prefer to be perpendickular to engage her spherical harmonic.

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01-08-2015, 11:55 PM
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(01-08-2015 01:08 PM)Heywood Jahblome Wrote:  This one worked well for me in kollege.

"Excuse me Miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Did anyone tell you your user name is a bad pick up line?

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02-08-2015, 02:12 PM
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(01-08-2015 11:37 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  I don't even like talking to my own family. Why the fuck I want to talk to you?

Who said anything about talking?

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02-08-2015, 05:41 PM
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(01-08-2015 01:08 PM)Heywood Jahblome Wrote:  This one worked well for me in kollege.

"Excuse me Miss, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

Ummmmmmmmmmm. I think Bill Cosby might have used that one.

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Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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02-08-2015, 06:59 PM
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'I like your fringe' is a good one.

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02-08-2015, 07:11 PM
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I can eat a peach for hours. Want to come to Bowser's castle princess?

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02-08-2015, 07:14 PM
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I put the STD in stud! All I need is U Cool
STD? Confused

One of you ladies gotta say this one out loud all sexy like! Laugh out load
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12-08-2015, 08:56 PM
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12-08-2015, 09:49 PM
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I have to admit, I never used pickup lines because I was rarely ever in a bar, being the teetotaler I am. I was usually just sincere when the occasion arose, but once I did sort of use a line. There was this this guy I hated in college and he was hitting on a girl I liked. She looked annoyed so I went over and said to her, "Where his ends, mine bends." And I walked away. She found out later that night I wasn't lying.

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09-09-2015, 07:13 AM
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At uni I heard this gem:

"I like my women the way I like my glasses; on my face."

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