Planning ahead (sort of)
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19-01-2014, 05:15 PM
Planning ahead (sort of)
So you're lying on your death bed and your theist family mounts a last ditch effort to convert you and keep you from going to hell. How would you respond?

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19-01-2014, 05:19 PM
RE: Planning ahead (sort of)
Well, if you're planning ahead, have them sign a contract stating that there would be no mention of god when lying on said death bed. Maybe rewrite the will in accordance that if they disrespect that wish, they're out. That and kicked out of the room.

Not quite sure how else to respond as the "(sort of)" is confusing.

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20-01-2014, 02:15 PM
RE: Planning ahead (sort of)
Tattoo the FSM on my chest.

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20-01-2014, 02:23 PM
RE: Planning ahead (sort of)
If you are in a medical facility and can speak, tell the nurse. There is also an ombudsman and their job is to fight your battles for you.

An attorney could help with a restraining order or something along those lines.

A call to 911 to the police for harassment.


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20-01-2014, 02:55 PM
RE: Planning ahead (sort of)
If you have taken an entire lifetime and not been able to get them to respect you, just have the bums removed.

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