Plants Could Totally Have Survived Noah's Flood Guize!
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16-09-2013, 01:54 PM
RE: Plants Could Totally Have Survived Noah's Flood Guize!
(16-09-2013 01:27 PM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  We see incredible bio-diversity stemming from evolution, even in modern times (like dog species from wolves).

It sounds like y'all are claiming Noah couldn't have brought seed packets with him on the boat? Give a good early date to the Flood like 100,000 years ago and you could have the older plants that are cited on this thread, yeah?


How about you hold up that bullshit of yours, you know, while you're still behind.





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16-09-2013, 02:15 PM
RE: Plants Could Totally Have Survived Noah's Flood Guize!
(16-09-2013 01:27 PM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  We see incredible bio-diversity stemming from evolution, even in modern times (like dog species from wolves).

It sounds like y'all are claiming Noah couldn't have brought seed packets with him on the boat? Give a good early date to the Flood like 100,000 years ago and you could have the older plants that are cited on this thread, yeah?

Tell me, when Noah was repopulating every forest and plain ... did he use Evergreen Lawn Care or Miracle Grow?

Or did he buy the turf on a roll before hand?

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16-09-2013, 02:58 PM
RE: Plants Could Totally Have Survived Noah's Flood Guize!
(16-09-2013 01:27 PM)PleaseJesus Wrote:  Give a good early date to the Flood like 100,000 years ago...

Oh, we're allowed to do that? We can ignore parts of the story which the Bible explicitly states?

Can we ignore the impossibility of gathering all living species of animal? Can we ignore the impossible dimensions of the ark? Can we ignore the impossible geological formations? Can we ignore the impossible volumes of water required?

One wonders. Having categorically ignored every detail set forth, we might be better off ignoring the whole idiotic fable.

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16-09-2013, 03:02 PM
RE: Plants Could Totally Have Survived Noah's Flood Guize!
No Paranoidsam he spread all that shit out from all the animals and that caused things to grow.

PleaseJesus, you are a fucking idiot. You squirm around honest questions with deception in an attempt to remove your obvious foolishness. I have an old friend who's family owns a ranch in northern Sonoma Co. I have brought up there many native grass seeds and even bulbs of native plants to try to bring them back to the only protected area on that ranch. One year when acorns were plentiful we spent an entire weekend collecting them and planting them in a specific area. Our results to date have been at best poor. Seed reproduction is difficult as any gardener would know. Noah's seeds must have been as magic as "Jack and the Beanstalk's" seed.

Accept that Noah's Arc is at best a homily. Deal with your bible on that basis and you might soon learn it is all a fairy tale.
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16-09-2013, 04:01 PM
RE: Plants Could Totally Have Survived Noah's Flood Guize!
Oh, for fuck's sake, when you're invoking magic, it's fucking magic - innit?

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16-09-2013, 04:53 PM
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(16-09-2013 04:01 PM)Chas Wrote:  Oh, for fuck's sake, when you're invoking magic, it's fucking magic - innit?

Well... where'd all the fuckin' magic go? Or has God run out?

There's none round 'ere that's for sure.

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16-09-2013, 06:23 PM
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I love how this guy just cherry picks scientific conclusions when it suits him and mocks science when it doesn't.

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16-09-2013, 06:49 PM
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(16-09-2013 11:23 AM)Philosoraptor Wrote:  [Image: circular_logic_by_mestafais-d5vm1d1.gif]

Or maybe this. Big Grin




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16-09-2013, 07:17 PM
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(16-09-2013 06:49 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  
(16-09-2013 11:23 AM)Philosoraptor Wrote:  [Image: circular_logic_by_mestafais-d5vm1d1.gif]

Or maybe this. Big Grin




That's... pretty weird.

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16-09-2013, 07:19 PM
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(16-09-2013 07:17 PM)Paranoidsam Wrote:  
(16-09-2013 06:49 PM)GirlyMan Wrote:  Or maybe this. Big Grin




That's... pretty weird.

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