Pokémon Go Is ‘Demonic Spiritual Warfare’ Used To ‘Execute Christians’
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15-07-2016, 06:30 AM
RE: Pokémon Go Is ‘Demonic Spiritual Warfare’ Used To ‘Execute Christians’
I put virtual demons in all the churchs a long time ago.
Perhaps they should start protecting their churches from this virtual invasion.

For just $49.99 I can help each church stay virtual demon free. Place your orders now.

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15-07-2016, 08:41 AM
RE: Pokémon Go Is ‘Demonic Spiritual Warfare’ Used To ‘Execute Christians’
(15-07-2016 06:30 AM)Rahn127 Wrote:  I put virtual demons in all the churchs a long time ago.
Perhaps they should start protecting their churches from this virtual invasion.

For just $49.99 I can help each church stay virtual demon free. Place your orders now.

considering how much jingle the churches have with them I'd say your gonna be rich
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15-07-2016, 10:48 AM
RE: Pokémon Go Is ‘Demonic Spiritual Warfare’ Used To ‘Execute Christians’
I posted this in the other pokemon thread.

(15-07-2016 09:51 AM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  
(14-07-2016 05:46 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  Pastor says Pokemon Go is demonic, believes ISIS will use similar technology to target Christians.

Gizmodo also has an audio clip of him going nuts about it.

Why does this upset the pastor? Religious people have been chasing things that aren't there for millennia.

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15-07-2016, 03:08 PM (This post was last modified: 15-07-2016 03:17 PM by Ace.)
RE: Pokémon Go Is ‘Demonic Spiritual Warfare’ Used To ‘Execute Christians’
(14-07-2016 11:12 PM)OrdoSkeptica Wrote:  OMG !!
I can't stop laughing

you and me both.. I swear if this doesn't convince theists that this guy is crazy then nothing will

Nintendo is probably thinking "how stupid is this guy ?"
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16-07-2016, 12:24 PM
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(14-07-2016 09:55 PM)Ace Wrote:  Facepalm






any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic....... considering this nut is so primitive I can understand where is stupidity comes from

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Agreed.

Give the money to the church instead, so the pastor can go out in his Porche and buy each of his 6 children whatever their heart's desire, because "That is a reward from God."

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16-07-2016, 04:23 PM
RE: Pokémon Go Is ‘Demonic Spiritual Warfare’ Used To ‘Execute Christians’
But 30 years ago it was Dungeons and Dragons which was going to destroy Christianity.
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17-07-2016, 12:36 PM
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(16-07-2016 04:23 PM)Born Again Pagan Wrote:  But 30 years ago it was Dungeons and Dragons which was going to destroy Christianity.
And then it was the card game Magic the Gathering.

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17-07-2016, 12:50 PM
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It's odd that these games are predicted as being the end of Christianity.

You wouldn't think that the leaders of the churches would want to make their faith sound so fragile that it can be dismantled with a game.

Seems that a lot of things are a threat to something touted as being so great.

Apparently the made up god can't hold his own against other made up characters.

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17-07-2016, 03:16 PM
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(17-07-2016 12:50 PM)Anjele Wrote:  It's odd that these games are predicted as being the end of Christianity.

You wouldn't think that the leaders of the churches would want to make their faith sound so fragile that it can be dismantled with a game.

Seems that a lot of things are a threat to something touted as being so great.

Apparently the made up god can't hold his own against other made up characters.

he worships a cosmic being of unfathomable power..... whose existence is threatened by a virtual Pikachu Facepalm
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17-07-2016, 07:03 PM
RE: Pokémon Go Is ‘Demonic Spiritual Warfare’ Used To ‘Execute Christians’
this just popped up on a post in facebook, my old preachers brother in law shared some post about it and this lady came back with this.
" I don't allow my children to play pocket demon/pocket monster/Pokémon. It is an occult. So sad that this game is using churches as a "gym" and "battleground". I even saw a baptist church put "Pokestop" on their church sign."
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