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16-05-2016, 02:39 PM
RE: Poll: How Many Consensual Sex Partners Have You Had
Never actually thought about the number before..... Sort of depressed now...lol
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16-05-2016, 03:16 PM (This post was last modified: 16-05-2016 08:04 PM by The Organic Chemist.)
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(15-05-2016 04:13 PM)Anjele Wrote:  Yet another thread topic where I feel it best to plead the 5th.

Wow Anj, pleading 5th base. Nice......

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16-05-2016, 03:19 PM
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I call bullshit on anyone not putting 25+. Some idiot once said that thinking about screwing someone was the same as doing it and we all know that his word was final and perfect.

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16-05-2016, 03:48 PM (This post was last modified: 16-05-2016 04:46 PM by Heatheness.)
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(16-05-2016 03:19 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  I call bullshit on anyone not putting 25+. Some idiot once said that thinking about screwing someone was the same as doing it and we all know that his word was final and perfect.

Laugh out load I'd have to put 25M on there then. Gasp

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16-05-2016, 03:49 PM
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(16-05-2016 10:37 AM)Dom Wrote:  
(16-05-2016 10:23 AM)Heatheness Wrote:  No, you're not the only one. If I could have really safe sex I'd be the slut I am in my heart. Fuck diseases!




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16-05-2016, 03:58 PM
RE: Poll: How Many Consensual Sex Partners Have You Had
(16-05-2016 03:19 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  I call bullshit on anyone not putting 25+. Some idiot once said that thinking about screwing someone was the same as doing it and we all know that his word was final and perfect.

Well, the cucumbers don't count. The thread title specifies "consensual" and cucumbers cannot consent.

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16-05-2016, 03:59 PM
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(16-05-2016 02:00 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  
(15-05-2016 06:02 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  Asterisk is best number.

(15-05-2016 09:43 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  Asterisk for Life.




Hey now, what'd we (not) do?

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16-05-2016, 04:02 PM
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(16-05-2016 03:59 PM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(16-05-2016 02:00 AM)ELK12695 Wrote:  


Hey now, what'd we (not) do?




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16-05-2016, 04:08 PM
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(16-05-2016 03:19 PM)The Organic Chemist Wrote:  I call bullshit on anyone not putting 25+. Some idiot once said that thinking about screwing someone was the same as doing it and we all know that his word was final and perfect.

For us old farts I would agree, but we have a plethora of kids here where 1 may be stretching it. I was 32 before I had a second female. I married at age 19 a male virgin and until she started messing around i was content.
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16-05-2016, 04:27 PM
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(15-05-2016 09:59 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(15-05-2016 04:47 PM)Banjo Wrote:  Somewhere in the thousands. I only counted one year and the average was 4 per week over 52 weeks.

The sad thing is I later became bored with it.

How does one have the time for that many? Let me guess, you didn't have long courtships.

I have learned 2 main things since my first divorce almost 30 years ago.
#1 The one I am with isn't my girl, it is just my turn, she was with a different guy last year and will be with a different guy next year ( or next week)
#2 Women are like buses, when one leaves another will be along in 20 minutes or so.
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