Pondering an arguement I have never heard
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30-06-2015, 11:32 PM
RE: Pondering an arguement I have never heard
(29-06-2015 07:45 AM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  The man gave names to all the tame animals, all the birds of the air, and all the wild animals; But none PROVED to be a helper suitable to the man.

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Horses get no respect!

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Nor do sheep dogs!

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What about the ox?

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Elephants???

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01-07-2015, 08:16 AM
RE: Pondering an arguement I have never heard
I think it meant "helper" in the sense that the Imam was using it, in the "laugh at religion" thread... but he'd expanded the "helper" category to sheep and goats. Tongue

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01-07-2015, 04:49 PM
RE: Pondering an arguement I have never heard
(01-07-2015 08:16 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  I think it meant "helper" in the sense that the Imam was using it, in the "laugh at religion" thread... but he'd expanded the "helper" category to sheep and goats. Tongue

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01-07-2015, 07:33 PM
RE: Pondering an arguement I have never heard
(01-07-2015 04:49 PM)Banjo Wrote:  
(01-07-2015 08:16 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  I think it meant "helper" in the sense that the Imam was using it, in the "laugh at religion" thread... but he'd expanded the "helper" category to sheep and goats. Tongue

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01-07-2015, 11:18 PM
RE: Pondering an arguement I have never heard
There is no "free will" when a woman is involved.

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02-07-2015, 01:35 AM
RE: Pondering an arguement I have never heard
(30-06-2015 03:32 PM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  From what I recall, Lilith's "sin" was that she wanted to screw Reverse Cowgirl. Naughty naughty!

I thought you just joking, but then I found this:

Quote:According to the Alphabet of Ben Sira, Lilith was Adam’s first wife but the couple fought all the time. They didn’t see eye-to-eye on matters of sex because Adam always wanted to be on top while Lilith also wanted a turn in the dominant sexual position.

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02-07-2015, 03:07 AM (This post was last modified: 02-07-2015 03:11 AM by DLJ.)
RE: Pondering an arguement I have never heard
(02-07-2015 01:44 AM)Begather Wrote:  
(01-07-2015 11:18 PM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  There is no "free will" when a woman is involved.

Hope that helps.

Great finding by you dear i am so happy that you just realized this fact in no time.

Is that you, Mrs Thump?

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02-07-2015, 06:51 AM
RE: Pondering an arguement I have never heard
(02-07-2015 01:35 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  
(30-06-2015 03:32 PM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  From what I recall, Lilith's "sin" was that she wanted to screw Reverse Cowgirl. Naughty naughty!

I thought you just joking, but then I found this:

Quote:According to the Alphabet of Ben Sira, Lilith was Adam’s first wife but the couple fought all the time. They didn’t see eye-to-eye on matters of sex because Adam always wanted to be on top while Lilith also wanted a turn in the dominant sexual position.

More info could be found here.

Only wish I was making that up.

I think this is a subset or corollary to Poe's Law.

(Cinema Sins voice) "Religious mythology is too crazy to tell if they're joking."

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02-07-2015, 07:03 AM
RE: Pondering an arguement I have never heard
(02-07-2015 06:51 AM)RocketSurgeon76 Wrote:  
(02-07-2015 01:35 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  I thought you just joking, but then I found this:


More info could be found here.

Only wish I was making that up.

I think this is a subset or corollary to Poe's Law.

(Cinema Sins voice) "Religious mythology is too crazy to tell if they're joking."

Yes, but mythology aside it's even worse when I heard believers claiming that god want x. I alwas hav trouble with telling if they are serious.

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02-07-2015, 07:10 AM
RE: Pondering an arguement I have never heard
A little known story is that Lilith was actually Adam's second wife. The first wife also wanted to do more exotic stuff in the sack but that was not cool with Adam so he threw her out. And this is how Peg became an outcast......

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