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08-09-2015, 09:15 PM
RE: Pope Francis is starting to scare the shit outta Girly
It's honey on a forked tongue ... from a man who's brushing up on his Chopraspeak.
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08-09-2015, 09:38 PM
RE: Pope Francis is starting to scare the shit outta Girly
(08-09-2015 08:35 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  So ... turns out Catholics can get divorced and remarry. Just call it something else. "Annulment". Pay $600.00 and an uncontested annulment is a certainty.

It's a "Year of Mercy", doncha know. Like in other years their god is bitch.
The mind is boggled by the crap that flow from Mother Church.

So like ... everything they said when I was kid and proclaimed to be the god-given truth is not true any more?

Those bastards passed the collection plate and I put money in it for lies?

I want my fucken money back, bitches!

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08-09-2015, 09:42 PM
RE: Pope Francis is starting to scare the shit outta Girly
(08-09-2015 08:35 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  So ... turns out Catholics can get divorced and remarry. Just call it something else. "Annulment". Pay $600.00 EXTRA, to the Church and not the government, and an uncontested annulment is a certainty.


Sorry, had to add what I thought was pertinent.
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08-09-2015, 11:02 PM
RE: Pope Francis is starting to scare the shit outta Girly
(08-09-2015 08:35 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  So ... turns out Catholics can get divorced and remarry. Just call it something else. "Annulment". Pay $600.00 and an uncontested annulment is a certainty.

It's a "Year of Mercy", doncha know. Like in other years their god is bitch.
The mind is boggled by the crap that flow from Mother Church.

I thought the rules *used* to be something along the lines that you had to prove you hadn't fucked... Poor ol' Henry the Eighth had such problems getting a divorce that he had to create his own church - and chop off his wives heads for good measure... $600 seems like a bargain.

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09-09-2015, 12:52 AM
RE: Pope Francis is starting to scare the shit outta Girly
(08-09-2015 11:02 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(08-09-2015 08:35 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  So ... turns out Catholics can get divorced and remarry. Just call it something else. "Annulment". Pay $600.00 and an uncontested annulment is a certainty.

It's a "Year of Mercy", doncha know. Like in other years their god is bitch.
The mind is boggled by the crap that flow from Mother Church.

I thought the rules *used* to be something along the lines that you had to prove you hadn't fucked... Poor ol' Henry the Eighth had such problems getting a divorce that he had to create his own church - and chop off his wives heads for good measure... $600 seems like a bargain.

Depends on how much the executioner costs. Evil_monster

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09-09-2015, 09:03 AM
RE: Pope Francis is starting to scare the shit outta Girly
(08-09-2015 11:02 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(08-09-2015 08:35 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  So ... turns out Catholics can get divorced and remarry. Just call it something else. "Annulment". Pay $600.00 and an uncontested annulment is a certainty.

It's a "Year of Mercy", doncha know. Like in other years their god is bitch.
The mind is boggled by the crap that flow from Mother Church.

I thought the rules *used* to be something along the lines that you had to prove you hadn't fucked... Poor ol' Henry the Eighth had such problems getting a divorce that he had to create his own church - and chop off his wives heads for good measure... $600 seems like a bargain.

I think the old rules included that if the marriage had never been "consummated" they could grant one. Catherine of Aragon had a kid or two by Henry VIII so they couldn't go that route. I can't remember why it's still in Rome, in the Vatican Library, but my gramps took me once to see the (or one of the) "Bulls" where the Pope either said no deal, or excommuncated Henry. There's a reason it's still in Rome, (you'd think it should be in England) ... but it's quite the fancy-shmancy "boxed" or book document, covered with red velvet tassles.

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09-09-2015, 09:43 AM
RE: Pope Francis is starting to scare the shit outta Girly
(08-09-2015 11:02 PM)morondog Wrote:  
(08-09-2015 08:35 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  So ... turns out Catholics can get divorced and remarry. Just call it something else. "Annulment". Pay $600.00 and an uncontested annulment is a certainty.

It's a "Year of Mercy", doncha know. Like in other years their god is bitch.
The mind is boggled by the crap that flow from Mother Church.

I thought the rules *used* to be something along the lines that you had to prove you hadn't fucked... Poor ol' Henry the Eighth had such problems getting a divorce that he had to create his own church - and chop off his wives heads for good measure... $600 seems like a bargain.

Reminds me of the old joke --

Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it's worth it.
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24-09-2015, 09:47 PM (This post was last modified: 25-09-2015 07:08 AM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: Pope Francis is starting to scare the shit outta Girly
(09-09-2015 09:43 AM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  
(08-09-2015 11:02 PM)morondog Wrote:  I thought the rules *used* to be something along the lines that you had to prove you hadn't fucked... Poor ol' Henry the Eighth had such problems getting a divorce that he had to create his own church - and chop off his wives heads for good measure... $600 seems like a bargain.

Reminds me of the old joke --

Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it's worth it.

I'm sick of the coverage already. The cult of celebrity. Enough already. One more day of the Pope on CNN I may have to watch "Keeping up with the Dumbshits who Don't Even have 1 Book in Their House".

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25-09-2015, 12:46 AM
RE: Pope Francis is starting to scare the shit outta Girly
I sure am glad I don't own a TV, then.
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25-09-2015, 07:00 AM
RE: Pope Francis is starting to scare the shit outta Girly
(24-09-2015 09:47 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(09-09-2015 09:43 AM)Thumpalumpacus Wrote:  Reminds me of the old joke --

Q: Why is divorce so expensive?
A: Because it's worth it.

I'm sick of the coverage already. The cult of celebrity. Enough already. One more day of the Pope on CNN I may have to watch "Keeping up with the Dumbshits who Don't Even have a Book in Their House".

Good news - the Duggars are returning to TV, so you'll have an alternative choice in programming.

Duggars Redux

We have enough youth. How about looking for the Fountain of Smart?
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