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14-09-2012, 09:57 AM (This post was last modified: 15-09-2012 01:27 AM by DLJ.)
Porn Names
What's yours?

Inspired by a comment from Seasbury, recalling something we used to do when when we were young and foolish and then confirmed by Ghostexorcist that I'm not the only young and foolish one....

Just combine the name of your first pet with the name of the first street or road that you lived on.

This gives your Porn Name.

One of my faves from my past was a fellow consultant, welshman, rugby player and built like a brick shithouse. Porn name: Mitzy Longvalley.

Ghostexorcist's porn name: Skunk Bourbon.

DLJ's porn name: Homer Nightingale.

Incidentally, I named my first and only pet Homer cos that was the name of the school where my dad was headmaster and the week I found him (not my dad, the kitten, fools!) I had been reading Homer's Iliad and I had just got a role in OklaHOMA (the musical). I had three months to learn to tap dance and the new kitten would join in as I practiced. I know that is hard to picture but no more difficult than imagining any of us as a porn star.

Well, maybe that's not so hard.

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14-09-2012, 10:39 AM
RE: Porn Names
My friends and I used to do the same thing... only instead of porn star names, it was drag queen names.

Mine is Browny Cloud.
Fares well as a drag queen... as a porn star -meh. Shy

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14-09-2012, 10:45 AM
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Hmmm ....... I'm really not that sure about Terminator Atherton.

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14-09-2012, 10:47 AM
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Buffy 16th Ave?Sadcryface

It was just a fucking apple man, we're sorry okay? Please stop the madness Laugh out load
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14-09-2012, 10:49 AM
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(14-09-2012 10:47 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Buffy 16th Ave?Sadcryface

Pookie Cielo Drive.

I don't THINK so. Weeping

So much for my porn career.

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14-09-2012, 10:49 AM
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(14-09-2012 10:47 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Buffy 16th Ave?Sadcryface

That sounds more like a girl's porn name to me Laughat!

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Ferdinand: We don't really say 'theist' in Alabama. Here, you're either a Christian, or you're from Afghanistan and we fucking hate you.
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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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14-09-2012, 10:53 AM
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(14-09-2012 10:49 AM)Hughsie Wrote:  
(14-09-2012 10:47 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Buffy 16th Ave?Sadcryface

That sounds more like a girl's porn name to me Laughat!

Yeah, but I can slay vampires. What can you do, bitch? Consider

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14-09-2012, 10:54 AM
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(14-09-2012 10:53 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Yeah, but I can slay vampires. What can you do, bitch? Consider

I'll tell you what I can't do. I can't take four ten-inch cocks at once whilst smiling at a camera. What about you, Buffy 16th Ave?

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Ferdinand: Everyone from British is so, like, fucking retarded.
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14-09-2012, 10:55 AM
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Heh. Marigold Storm. Definitely.

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14-09-2012, 10:59 AM
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"Buffy Sixteen" sounds like a pretty hot chick to me.

And "Pookie Cielo" sounds alright too.

But "Terminator Atherton"... Laughat Bowing

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