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17-09-2012, 11:33 AM
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(14-09-2012 04:39 PM)Logica Humano Wrote:  Hogkin Heavenclit.

I'm fucking jealous as hell.
That sounds hot! Drooling

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19-09-2012, 05:55 AM
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OK, if it is the street I live in NOW, then my name is:

Rhonda Gay's.

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Gay (or Gaj) is the last name of a male person from our history... I still win the worst name here...

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30-09-2013, 10:43 AM
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Bump!

Time for the newbies to fess up.

Off you go...

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30-09-2013, 10:55 AM
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(14-09-2012 09:57 AM)DLJ Wrote:  What's yours?

Inspired by a comment from Seasbury, recalling something we used to do when when we were young and foolish and then confirmed by Ghostexorcist that I'm not the only young and foolish one....

Just combine the name of your first pet with the name of the first street or road that you lived on.

This gives your Porn Name.

One of my faves from my past was a fellow consultant, welshman, rugby player and built like a brick shithouse. Porn name: Mitzy Longvalley.

Ghostexorcist's porn name: Skunk Bourbon.

DLJ's porn name: Homer Nightingale.

Incidentally, I named my first and only pet Homer cos that was the name of the school where my dad was headmaster and the week I found him (not my dad, the kitten, fools!) I had been reading Homer's Iliad and I had just got a role in OklaHOMA (the musical). I had three months to learn to tap dance and the new kitten would join in as I practiced. I know that is hard to picture but no more difficult than imagining any of us as a porn star.

Well, maybe that's not so hard.

Well this sucks. I'm not an animal person so I've never technically had a pet. The first dog I remember my family owning was named Peppy.

As far as streets go, I grew up in the boonies, so my street name was FM 1304 or for those of you unfamiliar Farm-to-Market 1304. If you want a real street name, I've only just gotten that recently and it's Park Place.

So I'm either Peppy Farm-to-Market-1304, Peppy ParkPlace, or if you don't count the dog since he wasn't mine and I've never truly had a pet, it's... fuck if I know.

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30-09-2013, 11:00 AM
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Winston Lee.

Man, that doesn't even sounds like a porn star's name. It sounds like a fat drug embezzler's name.

Confused
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30-09-2013, 11:01 AM
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(30-09-2013 10:55 AM)Escape Artist Wrote:  ...
So I'm either Peppy Farm-to-Market-1304, Peppy ParkPlace, or if you don't count the dog since he wasn't mine and I've never truly had a pet, it's... fuck if I know.

No need to add the "place" bit, or street, road, avenue etc.

I reckon Peppy Park sounds kinda (in)appropriate.

And Peppy Farm-Market has an earthy tone to it too.

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30-09-2013, 11:04 AM
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Useless fat asshole



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30-09-2013, 11:05 AM
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Tatoo monkey

tatoo was my dog
i live in 'aapstraat' wich means monkeystreet

I don't really like going outside.
It's too damn "peopley" out there....
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30-09-2013, 11:09 AM
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(30-09-2013 11:00 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  Winston Lee.

Man, that doesn't even sounds like a porn star's name. It sounds like a fat drug embezzler's name.

Confused

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30-09-2013, 11:50 AM
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but..but..grizzly snake IS my porn name
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