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13-05-2016, 07:46 PM
RE: Possible or impossible? this is the question!
(13-05-2016 11:24 AM)Rahn127 Wrote:  Homo Erectus has got to be the gayest of all the homos.

Where is the Hetero Erectus ?

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14-05-2016, 07:19 AM
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(13-05-2016 11:24 AM)Rahn127 Wrote:  Homo Erectus has got to be the gayest of all the homos.

Where is the Hetero Erectus ?

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Maybe that's why they are extinct. 99 % of all males were gays and 99 %of all the female were lesbians.Wink

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14-05-2016, 07:24 AM
RE: Possible or impossible? this is the question!
What would Eve look like ?

Would she need to have hair ?
Would she need to have arms ?
If yes, would she need to have two arms ?

If god is a minimalist, what is the minimum Eve could be and still be considered a woman ?

Obviously, she doesn't need an appendix or wisdom teeth. Eyebrows can go. Eyelashes too, I think.

What else do you think she could do without ?
Does she really need Adam ?
I mean she has a god hanging around.

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14-05-2016, 10:07 PM
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rahn127 Wrote:If god is a minimalist,
why is God minimalist?
Rahn127 Wrote:Obviously, she doesn't need an appendix or wisdom teeth.
Immortal beings might need it for something.
Rahn127 Wrote:Does she really need Adam ?
Yes, Eve needs Adam. Adam needs Eve. No man can become God without wife, no woman can become Goddess without husband. (according to LDS/Christ's Doctrine).

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14-05-2016, 10:30 PM
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(14-05-2016 10:07 PM)Alla Wrote:  Yes, Eve needs Adam. Adam needs Eve. No man can become God without wife, no woman can become Goddess without husband. (according to LDS/Christ's Doctrine).

And we know THAT shit is true. Facepalm

Hasn't the LDS church had quite the exodus of people and relatives from it's founding families ?

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14-05-2016, 10:32 PM
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(14-05-2016 10:07 PM)Alla Wrote:  
Rahn127 Wrote:Obviously, she doesn't need an appendix or wisdom teeth.

Immortal beings might need it for something.

Unless they looked more primitive apeish than most would imagine and ate primarily hard roughage, I can't imagine a need for wisdom teeth...

(14-05-2016 10:07 PM)Alla Wrote:  
Rahn127 Wrote:Does she really need Adam ?

Yes, Eve needs Adam. Adam needs Eve. No man can become God without wife, no woman can become Goddess without husband. (according to LDS/Christ's Doctrine).

But why is that? Seems like a rather arbitrary restriction.

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14-05-2016, 10:59 PM
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(14-05-2016 10:30 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  
(14-05-2016 10:07 PM)Alla Wrote:  Yes, Eve needs Adam. Adam needs Eve. No man can become God without wife, no woman can become Goddess without husband. (according to LDS/Christ's Doctrine).

And we know THAT shit is true. Facepalm

Hasn't the LDS church had quite the exodus of people and relatives from it's founding families ?

http://www.exmormon.org/stories.htm
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_fo...Day_Saints

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15-05-2016, 08:00 AM
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God could have also just made Eve and then use his magic sperm to make her pregnant. That would make an interesting story.

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15-05-2016, 01:44 PM
RE: Possible or impossible? this is the question!
(14-05-2016 10:07 PM)Alla Wrote:  
rahn127 Wrote:If god is a minimalist,
why is God minimalist?
Rahn127 Wrote:Obviously, she doesn't need an appendix or wisdom teeth.
Immortal beings might need it for something.
Rahn127 Wrote:Does she really need Adam ?
Yes, Eve needs Adam. Adam needs Eve. No man can become God without wife, no woman can become Goddess without husband. (according to LDS/Christ's Doctrine).

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15-05-2016, 01:47 PM
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Listen to Leo. He knows what he's talking about.

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