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19-07-2013, 01:07 PM
RE: Post Here and I Will Not Give My Opinion of You, Unless I think You're a Douche.
(19-07-2013 12:52 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(19-07-2013 12:51 PM)Chas Wrote:  Curses! Foiled again!

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Where'd you find that picture of HoC?

Is that who that was? Damn, the guy shows up, drinks my beer, steals my tinfoil, and splits.Angry

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19-07-2013, 01:08 PM
Post Here and I Will Not Give My Opinion of You, Unless I think You're a Douche.
(19-07-2013 01:03 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(29-10-2012 06:56 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Pretty much what the title says.


Is this sort alike the old test for being a witch. If you don't douche me I'm a douche but if you do douche me I'm not a douche??

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Are you using the verb, 'to douche' in the classic sense? If so, wouldn't it bother your husband if I douched you?

And a couple more questions:
Do you float like a duck when dropped into a well with rocks tied to your feet?

Do you have any hairy warts on your fact?

Have you ever turned anyone into a newt?

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19-07-2013, 01:09 PM
Post Here and I Will Not Give My Opinion of You, Unless I think You're a Douche.
(19-07-2013 01:07 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(19-07-2013 12:52 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Where'd you find that picture of HoC?

Is that who that was? Damn, the guy shows up, drinks my beer, steals my tinfoil, and splits.Angry

What a queefing douche!!!

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19-07-2013, 01:19 PM
RE: Post Here and I Will Not Give My Opinion of You, Unless I think You're a Douche.
(19-07-2013 01:09 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(19-07-2013 01:07 PM)Chas Wrote:  Is that who that was? Damn Queef, the guy shows up, drinks my beer, steals my tinfoil, and splits.Angry

What a queefing douche!!!

Bloody queefing right.Angry

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19-07-2013, 01:38 PM
RE: Post Here and I Will Not Give My Opinion of You, Unless I think You're a Douche.
(19-07-2013 01:19 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(19-07-2013 01:09 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  What a queefing douche!!!

Bloody queefing right.Angry

Ew. Bloody queefing could be an indicator for the need to douche.

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19-07-2013, 01:50 PM
RE: Post Here and I Will Not Give My Opinion of You, Unless I think You're a Douche.
(19-07-2013 01:08 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(19-07-2013 01:03 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Is this sort alike the old test for being a witch. If you don't douche me I'm a douche but if you do douche me I'm not a douche??

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Are you using the verb, 'to douche' in the classic sense? If so, wouldn't it bother your husband if I douched you?

And a couple more questions:
Do you float like a duck when dropped into a well with rocks tied to your feet?

Do you have any hairy warts on your fact?

Have you ever turned anyone into a newt?


To douche or not to douche......ummmmmmm. Yes! Hubbie wouldn't mind me being douched.

I float like a 1965 Amphicar.

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No warts. I have a mote in my one eye though. Does that count?

I turned someone into a spineless jellyfish once. Prior to that they were milquetoast on a plate of poached eggs.

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19-07-2013, 06:09 PM
Post Here and I Will Not Give My Opinion of You, Unless I think You're a Douche.
(19-07-2013 01:50 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  
(19-07-2013 01:08 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  Are you using the verb, 'to douche' in the classic sense? If so, wouldn't it bother your husband if I douched you?

And a couple more questions:
Do you float like a duck when dropped into a well with rocks tied to your feet?

Do you have any hairy warts on your fact?

Have you ever turned anyone into a newt?


To douche or not to douche......ummmmmmm. Yes! Hubbie wouldn't mind me being douched.

I float like a 1965 Amphicar.

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No warts. I have a mote in my one eye though. Does that count?

I turned someone into a spineless jellyfish once. Prior to that they were milquetoast on a plate of poached eggs.

I think Jesus said don't worry about the mote in your eye. Be worried about a log in someone else's eye.

I want that car.

Sounds like you were pretty rough on the boys you dated before you got married. Big Grin

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19-07-2013, 06:13 PM
RE: Post Here and I Will Not Give My Opinion of You, Unless I think You're a Douche.
Today's forecast: cloudy with a chance of douche showers.

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19-07-2013, 06:23 PM
Post Here and I Will Not Give My Opinion of You, Unless I think You're a Douche.
(19-07-2013 06:13 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Today's forecast: cloudy with a chance of douche showers.

Douchewaffle.

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19-07-2013, 06:51 PM
RE: Post Here and I Will Not Give My Opinion of You, Unless I think You're a Douche.
(19-07-2013 06:23 PM)Erxomai Wrote:  
(19-07-2013 06:13 PM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  Today's forecast: cloudy with a chance of douche showers.

Douchewaffle.

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