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27-09-2013, 10:07 PM (This post was last modified: 27-09-2013 10:59 PM by Bucky Ball.)
RE: Post here and I will insult you.
No. Insult me first. Please. Please.
Ya wusses. No insults ?

Edt: Do I have to insult my damn self ?

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28-09-2013, 02:37 AM
RE: Post here and I will insult you.
(27-09-2013 10:07 PM)Bucky Ball Wrote:  No. Insult me first. Please. Please.
Ya wusses. No insults ?

Edt: Do I have to insult my damn self ?

Bet you suck at insulting yourself Tongue
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28-09-2013, 09:31 AM
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(27-09-2013 10:02 PM)Dark Light Wrote:  I am dumb. Meant to make this post on another tab I had open. Carry on. Feel free to insult me.

You sound gay.
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28-09-2013, 09:51 AM
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Do me! Do me!
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28-09-2013, 09:52 AM
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(28-09-2013 09:51 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Do me! Do me!

Not on the first date. No
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28-09-2013, 09:57 AM
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*・゜゚・*:.。..。.:*・'(*゚▽゚*)'・*:.。. .。.:*・゜゚・*

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28-09-2013, 10:06 AM
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(27-09-2013 01:57 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Tartarus, you're a poohead.

I waited two months for that?

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28-09-2013, 10:29 AM
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(28-09-2013 09:52 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(28-09-2013 09:51 AM)DemonicLemon Wrote:  Do me! Do me!

Not on the first date. No

Good one! You wouldn't do someone on the first date! HA! Laugh out load rotflol

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28-09-2013, 10:31 AM (This post was last modified: 28-09-2013 10:40 AM by Ferdinand.)
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(28-09-2013 10:06 AM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  I waited two months for that?

Pathetic Dodgy

The Story of Tartarus Sauce

Tartarus, you are invisible to everyone in the world. That is how much the entire world hates you. You were accidentally adopted by your current parents as well. Your actual parents were prostitutional drug addicts. They sold you to the black market. Through the market you were advertised on eBay as a pair of My Little Pony socks. Your current mother was looking for a small birthday gift and ordered the socks on accident- like, who the fuck would order My Little Pony socks from eBay? She sighed and figured cancelling the order would be too much trouble. So she payed the ten dollars and shockingly, a day later, a packaged arrived at her door. Since when do packages fucking deliver that fast? She opened the box to find a bald ass little baby with a fucking cat tail. She screamed, somewhat terrified, and rushed the box to her husband. The man eyed it suspiciously, and his eyes grew wide. "My love..." he said, his voice cracking under the pressure of his emotions. The house was quiet. So quiet, you could hear the heart beat of the strange infant quite clearly. The man rushed downstairs into his basement, and began flipping pages in his dark magic book. Yes, Tartarus, your father is a dark wizard. He started to choke on tears of fright, convinced that his studies had conjured up a baby demon. The wife comforted him, and the two looked for an explanation or a solution on what to do with the child. Pages later, the man came across an antidote- simply cut off the demon's tail. This will restore the child's mortal DNA. The woman rushed upstairs and into the kitchen, picking up her dress as not to trip over it. She fumbled through the knife drawer, grasping the heaviest and sharpest meat knife she could find. She carefully started back to the basement. The man had the baby set on the table. Everything about the child was human; it's cute chubby face, it's small, soft fingers. She handed her husband the knife, and he closed his eyes, saying a prayer of light over the so-called-demon. The woman picked up the baby's legs in the manner of changing it's diaper, and the man flung his arm downward. The knife came crashing onto the table, severing the tail from the baby's body. The baby seemed unaffected by any pain, only startled by the loud sound. The last remaining bit of the tail crippled naturally, and fell from the baby's body.

"What do we do with it now?" the wife said, hopefully.
"Let us keep it as our own." said the husband.
"What shall we name it?"
"We shall name it," the husband paused for a moment to gather his thoughts, "Michael."

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28-09-2013, 10:41 AM
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(28-09-2013 10:31 AM)Ferdinand Wrote:  
(28-09-2013 10:06 AM)Tartarus Sauce Wrote:  I waited two months for that?

Pathetic Dodgy

The Story of Tartarus Sauce

Tartarus, you are invisible to everyone in the world. That is how much the entire world hates you. You were accidentally adopted by your current parents as well. Your actual parents were prostitutional drug addicts. They sold you to the black market. Through the market you were advertised on eBay as a pair of My Little Pony socks. Your current mother was looking for a small birthday gift and ordered the socks on accident- like, who the fuck would order My Little Pony socks from eBay? She sighed and figured cancelling the order would be too much trouble. So she payed the ten dollars and shockingly, a day later, a packaged arrived at her door. Since when do packages fucking deliver that fast? She opened the box to find a bald ass little baby with a fucking cat tail. She screamed, somewhat terrified, and rushed the box to her husband. The man eyed it suspiciously, and his eyes grew wide. "My love..." he said, his voice cracking under the pressure of his emotions. The house was quiet. So quiet, you could hear the heart beat of the strange infant quite clearly. The man rushed downstairs into his basement, and began flipping pages in his dark magic book. Yes, Tartarus, your father is a dark wizard. He started to choke on tears of fright, convinced that his studies had conjured up a baby demon. The wife comforted him, and the two looked for an explanation or a solution on what to do with the child. Pages later, the man came across an antidote- simply cut off the demon's tail. This will restore the child's mortal DNA. The woman rushed upstairs and into the kitchen, picking up her dress as not to trip over it. She fumbled through the knife drawer, grasping the heaviest and sharpest meat knife she could find. She carefully started back to the basement. The man had the baby set on the table. Everything about the child was human; it's cute chubby face, it's small, soft fingers. She handed her husband the knife, and he closed his eyes, saying a prayer of light over the so-called-demon. The woman picked up the baby's legs in the manner of changing it's diaper, and the man flung his arm downward. The knife came crashing onto the table, severing the tail from the baby's body. The baby seemed unaffected by any pain, only startled by the loud sound. The last remaining bit of the tail crippled naturally, and fell from the baby's body.

"What do we do with it now?" the wife said, hopefully.
"Let us keep it as our own." said the husband.
"What shall we name it?"
"We shall name it," the husband paused for a moment to gather his thoughts, "Michael."

Shy

*sniff* *sniff* It's so....beautiful.

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