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26-07-2013, 10:15 AM
RE: Post here and I will tell you your future with 100% accuracy or your money back.
(26-07-2013 08:45 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Bucky

The spirits are channeling me some shit now.
It appears that some time in the future you will breath. You will also have a drink and have something to eat. The exact time of these catastrophic events is unclear, what is clear however is that you MUST do these things or the world will implode!
I do not know the reason why, perhaps it is because I have been watching Lost recently and the idea sparked from having to press the dooms day prevention button, or perhaps you really do need to do these things as to stop the world from imploding. Don't stop, the risk is not worth it.

Damn. He's a frickin prophet. He was 100 % correct. We better hook him up with Pleasy.

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26-07-2013, 10:19 AM
RE: Post here and I will tell you your future with 100% accuracy or your money back.
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26-07-2013, 01:19 PM
RE: Post here and I will tell you your future with 100% accuracy or your money back.
(26-07-2013 08:45 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Logica

Oh yes here it is, the spirits are showing me your future now.
You will receive a visit from a homosexual Kiwi, he will ring your door bell and when you answer he will promptly slap you across the face and leave.
This will leave you confused and trigger you to rethink your life.
As such you find your true calling as a hermit and so you sell all your worldly possessions and walk out into the forest where you live out the rest of your days.

Dude, kiwis don't have hands.

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26-07-2013, 01:23 PM
RE: Post here and I will tell you your future with 100% accuracy or your money back.
(26-07-2013 01:19 PM)Logica Humano Wrote:  
(26-07-2013 08:45 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Logica

Oh yes here it is, the spirits are showing me your future now.
You will receive a visit from a homosexual Kiwi, he will ring your door bell and when you answer he will promptly slap you across the face and leave.
This will leave you confused and trigger you to rethink your life.
As such you find your true calling as a hermit and so you sell all your worldly possessions and walk out into the forest where you live out the rest of your days.

Dude, kiwis don't have hands.

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Thats why your gonna rethink your entire life.

(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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26-07-2013, 01:31 PM
RE: Post here and I will tell you your future with 100% accuracy or your money back.
To quote Gary Larson, "I want my 2$ back."

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26-07-2013, 01:32 PM
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(26-07-2013 01:23 PM)Revenant77x Wrote:  Thats why your gonna rethink your entire life.

Dude, I have already thought about fruits having hands. My conclusion there was made about a year ago, duh. Drinking Beverage

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26-07-2013, 01:35 PM
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(26-07-2013 08:45 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Nach

Oh yes, the spirits are showing me something.
It appears to be a steak.. medium done with a side of mashed potato..
It appears that the cows were not happy with your kingly rule and a revolution began. I see a great battle, loyalist cows on one side, revolutionary cows on the other. Your army lost and you were captured and promptly sent to the slaughter house...
But it's not all bad news, apparently you taste delicious.

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(26-07-2013 01:19 PM)Logica Humano Wrote:  Dude, kiwis don't have hands.

That's so unsensitive logica! they do have hands, vestigial hands...
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26-07-2013, 02:17 PM
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Oh please tell me
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26-07-2013, 02:22 PM
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(26-07-2013 01:35 PM)nach_in Wrote:  That's so unsensitive logica! they do have hands, vestigial hands...
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What, that dumb bird is going to fly to Germany and slap me?

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Yeah fucking right. Drinking Beverage

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26-07-2013, 02:38 PM
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(26-07-2013 02:22 PM)Logica Humano Wrote:  
(26-07-2013 01:35 PM)nach_in Wrote:  That's so unsensitive logica! they do have hands, vestigial hands...
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What, that dumb bird is going to fly to Germany and slap me?

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Yeah fucking right. Drinking Beverage

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(31-07-2014 04:37 PM)Luminon Wrote:  America is full of guns, but they're useless, because nobody has the courage to shoot an IRS agent in self-defense
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