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01-11-2012, 09:43 AM
RE: Post here and I will ... uhm ... write you a poem
(01-11-2012 09:07 AM)Lilith Pride Wrote:  you gotta do foreign languages as well =p

foreign for you or for me? Big Grin

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wollt hören ein Gedicht.
Lilith Pride ist ganz gescheit,
versteht die Sprache nicht.

Lilith Pride kann nicht gut Deutsch,
dass ist für mich sehr gut,
so kann ich Reime erfinden Fleutsch,
Sie merkt es nicht, nein, Knut.

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01-11-2012, 09:44 AM
RE: Post here and I will ... uhm ... write you a poem
Ok, this looks like fun.


It better be good though... I have had poems published in two countries so I will be hyper-critical.

Not really.

(It's actually three countries)

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01-11-2012, 09:46 AM
RE: Post here and I will ... uhm ... write you a poem
(01-11-2012 09:30 AM)Erxomai Wrote:  Pick me, pick me!

I wanted to reply to this
But clicked the like button instead
Now I write, but I miss,
a word to rhyme, oh wait, here, head.

He said: "Pick me, pick me!"
I asked: "Whom, he? Whome he?"

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01-11-2012, 09:51 AM
RE: Post here and I will ... uhm ... write you a poem
(01-11-2012 09:44 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Ok, this looks like fun.


It better be good though... I have had poems published in two countries so I will be hyper-critical.

Not really.

(It's actually three countries)

DLJ, the poser,
wanted a poem be written for him.
I told him, that he is a loser,
and that his real name is "Kim".

Aware that my first rhyme was crap
And he was already laughing
I told him, that I don't care about rhymes so much
and neither about the iambus!

PUBLISH THIS BOOYAAAH!!! Hobo

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01-11-2012, 09:52 AM
RE: Post here and I will ... uhm ... write you a poem
Hai its me, poems for mayonaise plz

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01-11-2012, 09:54 AM
RE: Post here and I will ... uhm ... write you a poem
(01-11-2012 09:51 AM)Leela Wrote:  
(01-11-2012 09:44 AM)DLJ Wrote:  Ok, this looks like fun.


It better be good though... I have had poems published in two countries so I will be hyper-critical.

Not really.

(It's actually three countries)

DLJ, the poser,
wanted a poem be written for him.
I told him, that he is a loser,
and that his real name is "Kim".

Aware that my first rhyme was crap
And he was already laughing
I told him, that I don't care about rhymes so much
and neither about the iambus!

PUBLISH THIS BOOYAAAH!!! Hobo

Abso-fuckin-lutely excellent!

I bow before thee.

Bowing Bowing Bowing

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01-11-2012, 10:00 AM
RE: Post here and I will ... uhm ... write you a poem
(01-11-2012 09:33 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  Epic Poem in Old Englsih ;p

Nah, writers pick...

I'm sorry, I forgot your poem, Dark Light
It won't happen again, I swear, I'm your knight.
The knight that helps you to get out
of the poem-less lands, and shouts loud:
"Here I am, rhyming, just for you"
And you smile calmly: "Berta, I love you, too!"

Now Berta the knight, who is really not me
tells Dark Light "Yes honey, and you will be free,
of poetry-less-ness, yes free like a bird.
and probably continue, your being a nerd."

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01-11-2012, 10:03 AM
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(01-11-2012 09:52 AM)Xinoftruden Wrote:  Hai its me, poems for mayonaise plz

Mayonaise, oh mayonaise, you are so super-yummy
I envy you, I envy you. This craving in my tummy!
If just plain fries, some salad, or fish,
you enrichen so skilled, about every dish!
I love you, oh Mayonaise
Can't say it in Cantonese.
But for you, if you please,
I would learn it.

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01-11-2012, 10:15 AM
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Best "Post here..." thread ever!ThumbsupBowingClapWorship SlavesHugBanana_zorro

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01-11-2012, 04:19 PM
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(01-11-2012 10:15 AM)Chas Wrote:  Best "Post here..." thread ever!ThumbsupBowingClapWorship SlavesHugBanana_zorro

yay, wooh, I am the superstar
no pictures please, autographs for 20 Euro, please stop pushing and stand in line.

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