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01-11-2012, 05:28 PM
RE: Post here and I will ... uhm ... write you a poem
(01-11-2012 10:00 AM)Leela Wrote:  
(01-11-2012 09:33 AM)Dark Light Wrote:  Epic Poem in Old Englsih ;p

Nah, writers pick...

I'm sorry, I forgot your poem, Dark Light
It won't happen again, I swear, I'm your knight.
The knight that helps you to get out
of the poem-less lands, and shouts loud:
"Here I am, rhyming, just for you"
And you smile calmly: "Berta, I love you, too!"

Now Berta the knight, who is really not me
tells Dark Light "Yes honey, and you will be free,
of poetry-less-ness, yes free like a bird.
and probably continue, your being a nerd."

Well aren't you just sweeter than molasses? Smile

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01-11-2012, 05:42 PM (This post was last modified: 01-11-2012 05:50 PM by DLJ.)
RE: Post here and I will ... uhm ... write you a poem
(01-11-2012 10:15 AM)Chas Wrote:  Best "Post here..." thread ever!ThumbsupBowingClapWorship SlavesHugBanana_zorro

Leela,

You gave Chas some viagra
When his "old man" let him down.
Like a fool, he fell in love with you,
his whole world upside down.

Leela, you've got him on his knees.
Leela, he's begging, darling please.
Leela, darling won't you tease him from behind.




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01-11-2012, 05:47 PM
RE: Post here and I will ... uhm ... write you a poem
I wonder what mine will be like.

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01-11-2012, 06:55 PM
RE: Post here and I will ... uhm ... write you a poem
Fair maiden, kind lass,
would someone such as
yours truly be duly
compensated in rhyme
by simply here humbly
beseeching
your time?

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02-11-2012, 04:57 AM
RE: Post here and I will ... uhm ... write you a poem
(01-11-2012 05:42 PM)DLJ Wrote:  
(01-11-2012 10:15 AM)Chas Wrote:  Best "Post here..." thread ever!ThumbsupBowingClapWorship SlavesHugBanana_zorro

Leela,

You gave Chas some viagra
When his "old man" let him down.
Like a fool, he fell in love with you,
his whole world upside down.

Leela, you've got him on his knees.
Leela, he's begging, darling please.
Leela, darling won't you tease him from behind.



In the name of Jizzus: What the fuck?!

"Freedom is the freedom to say that 2+2=4" - George Orwell (in 1984)
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02-11-2012, 05:03 AM
RE: Post here and I will ... uhm ... write you a poem
(01-11-2012 05:47 PM)Atothetheist Wrote:  I wonder what mine will be like.
Atothetheist
he isn't a deist.
He doesn't believe.

Atothetheist
he isn't a racist.
He loves everyone.

Atothetheist
he isn't a specialist.
He is just a boy.

Atothetheist
he isn't a masturbist.
'Cause God is watching!

Atothetheist
he isn't a naturalist.
Because it would get him in jail.

Atothetheist
got poem from Leelaist.
Who has no talent in being a poemist.

"Freedom is the freedom to say that 2+2=4" - George Orwell (in 1984)
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02-11-2012, 05:08 AM
RE: Post here and I will ... uhm ... write you a poem
(01-11-2012 06:55 PM)Percepticon Wrote:  Fair maiden, kind lass,
would someone such as
yours truly be duly
compensated in rhyme
by simply here humbly
beseeching
your time?
You are a poet yourself
want me to start
want me to write
want me to think

You are a poet yourself
I give you my ideas
I give you my brain
I give you my words

You are a poet yourself
This one is different
This one, no rhymes
This one is special

You are a poet yourself

"Freedom is the freedom to say that 2+2=4" - George Orwell (in 1984)
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02-11-2012, 08:22 AM
RE: Post here and I will ... uhm ... write you a poem
Heart Leela for president of the world.
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02-11-2012, 03:36 PM
RE: Post here and I will ... uhm ... write you a poem
Hours, hours, endlessly in front of glowing screens
Where words, ideas, and novelties entice my curiosity
In things inane and things profane and oddities I deem
To be of dubious validity, applicability, to bored, pitiful me.

Youtube, Reddit, TTA and half-empty IRC channels and
4chan with its crowded threads of retards shouting "GAY!"
To see me sitting in my chair you'd think I were entranced
But really I'm just waiting, praying for the day

When something interesting would happen.

E 2 = (mc 2)2 + (pc )2
614C → 714N + e + ̅νe
2 K(s) + 2 H2O(l) → 2 KOH(aq) + H2 (g) + 196 kJ/mol
It works, bitches.
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02-11-2012, 04:11 PM
RE: Post here and I will ... uhm ... write you a poem
This digital milieu intrigues me, bothers me, implores
That I immerse myself in you and your beliefs and lores
and lies; for you prevaricate, deliberately tell abstruse
and dubious tales to amuse, amaze, and daze and soon

I am lost

In endless disputes, endless threads of nonsense;
Creationists, and your Truthers, haunting every corner
Of your endless insensitive, inventive, sexually preventative
intrigues. I cannot escape you. It is too broad.

This is the internet.

This is god.

E 2 = (mc 2)2 + (pc )2
614C → 714N + e + ̅νe
2 K(s) + 2 H2O(l) → 2 KOH(aq) + H2 (g) + 196 kJ/mol
It works, bitches.
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