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29-04-2014, 06:37 AM
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"The man who wielded a potato disguised as a gun during a convenience story robbery attempt last week has been arrested by police in Providence, Rhode Island.

WPRI-TV reports 34-year-old Gary Deming of Cranston was arrested on robbery charges. Authorities say he pretended he had a gun when he demanded money from a convenience store and dry cleaner April 21."

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What is this world coming to when you have to use a potato to rob a place. My favorite line from this story is
Quote:Luckily for Deming, potatoes don't have to be registered as weapons in Rhode Island and it's not a crime to carry a concealed potato.

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29-04-2014, 06:41 AM
RE: Potato Robbery
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Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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29-04-2014, 06:43 AM
RE: Potato Robbery
(29-04-2014 06:41 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  [Image: 9343e464147995a3b52c94ccc22ef0cc2043675f...c3c261.jpg]

Laugh out load . I think they should make it a law to have to get a conceal carry permit for a potato haha

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29-04-2014, 06:47 AM
RE: Potato Robbery
(29-04-2014 06:43 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  
(29-04-2014 06:41 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  [Image: 9343e464147995a3b52c94ccc22ef0cc2043675f...c3c261.jpg]

Laugh out load . I think they should make it a law to have to get a conceal carry permit for a potato haha

Depending on where the potato is concealed, this conversation may need to move to the SBT... Shocking

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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29-04-2014, 06:49 AM
RE: Potato Robbery
"wielding a spud" Laugh out load

I wonder how he disguised it as a gun Consider

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29-04-2014, 06:50 AM
RE: Potato Robbery
(29-04-2014 06:49 AM)War Horse Wrote:  "weilding a spud" Laugh out load

I wonder how he disguised it as a gun Consider

I'm guessing he did the whole "finger under the shirt" thing, but the guy at the store was smart enough to realize that gun barrels aren't round and bulbous like a potato.

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29-04-2014, 06:52 AM
RE: Potato Robbery
(29-04-2014 06:47 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(29-04-2014 06:43 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  Laugh out load . I think they should make it a law to have to get a conceal carry permit for a potato haha

Depending on where the potato is concealed, this conversation may need to move to the SBT... Shocking

No need to make it like that haha

(29-04-2014 06:49 AM)War Horse Wrote:  "wielding a spud" Laugh out load

I wonder how he disguised it as a gun Consider

Idk maybe carved it out and painted it Laugh out load I wonder if it shoots french fries

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29-04-2014, 06:53 AM (This post was last modified: 29-04-2014 07:26 AM by Free Thought.)
RE: Potato Robbery
(29-04-2014 06:37 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  "The man who wielded a potato disguised as a gun during a convenience story robbery attempt last week has been arrested by police in Providence, Rhode Island.

WPRI-TV reports 34-year-old Gary Deming of Cranston was arrested on robbery charges. Authorities say he pretended he had a gun when he demanded money from a convenience store and dry cleaner April 21."

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What is this world coming to when you have to use a potato to rob a place. My favorite line from this story is
Quote:Luckily for Deming, potatoes don't have to be registered as weapons in Rhode Island and it's not a crime to carry a concealed potato.

Well...

If you are going to do something, you may as well do it is such a fashion that leaves people wondering how exactly you managed to pull it off.

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29-04-2014, 06:55 AM
RE: Potato Robbery
(29-04-2014 06:53 AM)Free Thought Wrote:  
(29-04-2014 06:37 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  "The man who wielded a potato disguised as a gun during a convenience story robbery attempt last week has been arrested by police in Providence, Rhode Island.

WPRI-TV reports 34-year-old Gary Deming of Cranston was arrested on robbery charges. Authorities say he pretended he had a gun when he demanded money from a convenience store and dry cleaner April 21."

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What is this world coming to when you have to use a potato to rob a place. My favorite line from this story is

Well...

If you are doing to do something, you may as well do it is such a fashion that leaves people wondering how exactly you managed to pull it off.

*going Tongue

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29-04-2014, 07:11 AM
RE: Potato Robbery
(29-04-2014 06:52 AM)JDog554 Wrote:  
(29-04-2014 06:47 AM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  Depending on where the potato is concealed, this conversation may need to move to the SBT... Shocking

No need to make it like that haha
You don't know me well enough... I always need to make it like that. (even that sounded dirty in my head)
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(29-04-2014 06:49 AM)War Horse Wrote:  "wielding a spud" Laugh out load

I wonder how he disguised it as a gun Consider

Idk maybe carved it out and painted it Laugh out load I wonder if it shoots french fries

I want a french fry shooting potato gun! I'd have to go with the larger caliber so I could get steak fries out of it.

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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