Preacher on Campus...ugh.
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10-10-2016, 08:43 PM
RE: Preacher on Campus...ugh.
Preacher on Campus....

Is that a porno title?

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10-10-2016, 11:25 PM
RE: Preacher on Campus...ugh.
(10-10-2016 01:28 PM)Shai Hulud Wrote:  There is a preacher outside talking about how he's voting for Trump, that all of our students are "a child of the Devil", that Catholics and Lutherans aren't Christians, and that he's "afraid to pick anything up on this campus" due to the threat of "sodomites" raping him. Campus security, according to the departmental administrative assistant, is watching him on camera carefully, given how much he's toeing the line into inciting stuff. Also going on and on about people who "aren't homo no mo'."

Originally born in Russia during the Soviet days, but from his lack of an accent, I'd say he grew up in America. Also pretty sucktastic at his Bible quoting. On that note, accidentally got into it with him while pointing out some of his errors in logic while talking with some of my students who were watching. I am, for the record, apparently an atheistic sodomite child of Satan for pointing out things like our campus rape statistics meaning he shouldn't be afraid, that shellfish is also considered an abomination in the Old Testament book he was quoting, that his "Roman Road" philosophy was seemingly contradicted by Paul later, etc.

One of the students tried to get him to shake his hand, only to be met with, "I know what you do with that hand!" "Why yes I'm a masturbator and so are you." was the student's reply.

Shit. We never get any preachers at Cal Tech. You have all the fun. Tongue

Insufferable know-it-all.Einstein God has a plan for us. Please stop screwing it up with your prayers.
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11-10-2016, 12:04 PM
RE: Preacher on Campus...ugh.
You guys got preachers now? Huh, and I thought having liberal art students where bad enoughWink

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