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07-11-2014, 04:13 PM
RE: "Preaching" before class
Make a counter preach to him, preach literally every god you can think of besides the one he is preaching. Or Jackson the God Slayer and his sword "absolute truth" as that would be what I would do.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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07-11-2014, 04:17 PM
RE: "Preaching" before class
You could always just bust out laughing and when he gets offended say "Sorry, I didn't think anybody able to get into a college class could be that gullible".

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07-11-2014, 04:43 PM
RE: "Preaching" before class
(07-11-2014 04:17 PM)unfogged Wrote:  You could always just bust out laughing and when he gets offended say "Sorry, I didn't think anybody able to get into a college class could be that gullible".

Hhaha, yeah or burst out laughing and when he gets offended say "oh, you were serious?"

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07-11-2014, 06:53 PM
RE: "Preaching" before class
(07-11-2014 04:43 PM)LadyWallFlower Wrote:  
(07-11-2014 04:17 PM)unfogged Wrote:  You could always just bust out laughing and when he gets offended say "Sorry, I didn't think anybody able to get into a college class could be that gullible".

Hhaha, yeah or burst out laughing and when he gets offended say "oh, you were serious?"

"Let me laugh even harder then!"

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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08-11-2014, 12:29 AM
RE: "Preaching" before class
(06-11-2014 10:40 PM)Rahn127 Wrote:  Buy a mini air horn. Every time he talks before class, blast it. Every single mother fucking time.

Or bring along a shopping bag that contains a bicycle horn, a trench coat and a fuzzy blonde wig. When the preaching starts, don the wig and trench coat and insert random honks into the sermon like Harpo Marx.
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08-11-2014, 05:33 AM
RE: "Preaching" before class
How about, interrupt him, and say "Ah, excuse me, but I'm paying a lot of money to be here, and I didn't sign up to be forced to sit through religious indoctrination sessions. Do it again, and I'll go to the Dean, and I'll see you in court".

(Your campus must have an official complaint process. If you even start that process, I bet they tell him to stop.)

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08-11-2014, 07:43 AM
RE: "Preaching" before class
If this is before the instructor gets there and class has not started then there may not be much that official channels can do. Get up there before him and ask how many know that the gospels weren't written until at least 30 years after the events by people who never met Jesus and who were anonymous Greek-speaking scholars and not Aramaic-speaking fishermen.

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08-11-2014, 06:45 PM
RE: "Preaching" before class
Quote Princess Bride every chance you get.
https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/99...cess-bride

Make a list of YouTube clips that you can play every time he says something annoying.

Jesus-"He's only mostly dead."
God- "My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

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09-11-2014, 07:46 AM
RE: "Preaching" before class
(08-11-2014 06:45 PM)Rahn127 Wrote:  Quote Princess Bride every chance you get.
https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/99...cess-bride

Make a list of YouTube clips that you can play every time he says something annoying.

Jesus-"He's only mostly dead."
God- "My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

*Inigo

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09-11-2014, 09:11 AM
RE: "Preaching" before class
(09-11-2014 07:46 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(08-11-2014 06:45 PM)Rahn127 Wrote:  Quote Princess Bride every chance you get.
https://www.goodreads.com/work/quotes/99...cess-bride

Make a list of YouTube clips that you can play every time he says something annoying.

Jesus-"He's only mostly dead."
God- "My name is Indigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die."

*Inigo

And all of these years I thought it was Indigo.
I suppose next you're going to tell me it's not Sanna Claws.

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