Proof Muhammed Split The Moon in Half
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03-08-2016, 12:51 PM
RE: Proof Muhammed Split The Moon in Half
(03-08-2016 10:12 AM)izel Wrote:  [Image: Mohammed_Splits_the_Moon.jpg]

Maşallah! This ancient painting shows that many eyewitnesses have seen the miraclous splitting moon miracle. This is just one of the major miracles of the Crayon. I mean, the Quran. Now convert to Islam, or forever burn in hell. TAKBIR!!!

I never thought nuthin would convince me, but that did! Damn moon, that is why it is now in 2 pieces! I'd always wondered about the double moon thing!
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03-08-2016, 12:55 PM
RE: Proof Muhammed Split The Moon in Half
(03-08-2016 11:50 AM)Slowminded Wrote:  That guy in the yellow dress...I think his neck is broken.

Being an Arab, I think that's actually a woman—despite the facial hair LOL.

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03-08-2016, 08:23 PM
RE: Proof Muhammed Split The Moon in Half
Muhammed was a cunt.

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03-08-2016, 09:40 PM
RE: Proof Muhammed Split The Moon in Half
(03-08-2016 10:12 AM)izel Wrote:  ...
Maşallah! This ancient painting shows that many eyewitnesses have seen the miraculous splitting moon miracle.
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Bullshit!
to quote Brian.

It's photoshopped!

Angry

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04-08-2016, 12:46 AM
RE: Proof Muhammed Split The Moon in Half
Consider me converted. Goodbye booze Weeping

Or Allah won't see it when I will be drinking under the roof?

The first revolt is against the supreme tyranny of theology, of the phantom of God. As long as we have a master in heaven, we will be slaves on earth.

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04-08-2016, 12:56 AM
RE: Proof Muhammed Split The Moon in Half
(04-08-2016 12:46 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  Consider me converted. Goodbye booze Weeping

Or Allah won't see it when I will be drinking under the roof?

May i introduce you to "Maultaschen"?

Quote:In Swabia, Maultaschen are the traditional dish associated with the Lenten commemoration of Maundy Thursday and Good Friday. During Lent, Catholics and other Christians are encouraged to refrain from eating meat. However, Maultaschen are humorously associated with these days because the meat in the dish is concealed under the pasta dough and cannot be seen by God

So catholicism is the right way. Maultaschen are from the catholic south of Germany.

I rest my case.

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04-08-2016, 01:18 AM
RE: Proof Muhammed Split The Moon in Half
(03-08-2016 11:24 AM)Aliza Wrote:  
(03-08-2016 10:12 AM)izel Wrote:  [Image: Mohammed_Splits_the_Moon.jpg]

Maşallah! This ancient painting shows that many eyewitnesses have seen the miraclous splitting moon miracle. This is just one of the major miracles of the Crayon. I mean, the Quran. Now convert to Islam, or forever burn in hell. TAKBIR!!!

That was the proof I was waiting for! Thanks for posting, I'm converting right now.

lol aliza
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04-08-2016, 02:05 AM
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04-08-2016, 06:32 AM
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(04-08-2016 12:46 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  Consider me converted. Goodbye booze Weeping

Or Allah won't see it when I will be drinking under the roof?

Bacon too, and, Allah knows what's in your mind so no cheating Yes

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04-08-2016, 06:58 AM
RE: Proof Muhammed Split The Moon in Half
(04-08-2016 06:32 AM)izel Wrote:  
(04-08-2016 12:46 AM)Szuchow Wrote:  Consider me converted. Goodbye booze Weeping

Or Allah won't see it when I will be drinking under the roof?

Bacon too, and, Allah knows what's in your mind so no cheating Yes

Drawbacks are severe I see. But maybe paradise is worth it? Or virgins are mistranslation and all that wait for me is raisins?

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