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06-01-2014, 11:41 AM
Prophet.
God showed up on the jobsite with the line, "I have need of a prophet..." so I became:

1) Amateur scientist
2) Naive philosopher
3) Atheist

...in that order. Any questions?

Yes, I have been drinking. Any other questions?

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06-01-2014, 12:00 PM
RE: Prophet.
Halp halp I accidentally a lemon!

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(06-02-2014 03:47 PM)Momsurroundedbyboys Wrote:  And I'm giving myself a conclusion again from all the facepalming.
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06-01-2014, 12:06 PM
RE: Prophet.
Cheers mate ! I'm on my second beer and going strong Big Grin ..... and doing laundry Dodgy
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06-01-2014, 12:12 PM
RE: Prophet.
(06-01-2014 12:06 PM)War Horse Wrote:  Cheers mate ! I'm on my second beer and going strong Big Grin ..... and doing laundry Dodgy

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Big Grin

Plus Imma happy drunk, and like to run my neck. Thumbsup

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06-01-2014, 12:31 PM
RE: Prophet.
Coconut Vodka ? mmmm, that sounds good...... I gotta get me some Drooling
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06-01-2014, 12:33 PM
RE: Prophet.
Can I get a Jamesons please?

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06-01-2014, 12:33 PM
RE: Prophet.
(06-01-2014 12:31 PM)War Horse Wrote:  Coconut Vodka ? mmmm, that sounds good...... I gotta get me some Drooling

Cocoanut rum be bettah, mon.

Skepticism is not a position; it is an approach to claims.
Science is not a subject, but a method.
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06-01-2014, 12:35 PM
RE: Prophet.
(06-01-2014 12:33 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(06-01-2014 12:31 PM)War Horse Wrote:  Coconut Vodka ? mmmm, that sounds good...... I gotta get me some Drooling

Cocoanut rum be bettah, mon.


You fuckers and your umbrella drinks. Blink LOL Doesn't anyone drink REAL alcohol?Evil_monster

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06-01-2014, 12:36 PM
RE: Prophet.
(06-01-2014 12:33 PM)Chas Wrote:  
(06-01-2014 12:31 PM)War Horse Wrote:  Coconut Vodka ? mmmm, that sounds good...... I gotta get me some Drooling

Cocoanut rum be bettah, mon.

I feel betrayed by my "Irish-American" stereotype in my preference for vodka. But at least I'm the drunk, maudlin Irish poet. Thumbsup

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06-01-2014, 12:39 PM
RE: Prophet.
(06-01-2014 12:35 PM)WitchSabrina Wrote:  
(06-01-2014 12:33 PM)Chas Wrote:  Cocoanut rum be bettah, mon.


You fuckers and your umbrella drinks. Blink LOL Doesn't anyone drink REAL alcohol?Evil_monster

Shit ! I'm German and will drink anything....... but I do prefer BEER Tongue
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