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21-03-2016, 06:38 AM
"Prophet" claims to raise the dead for $1000
This is sickening.

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Quote:This self-proclaimed prophet says he can perform the miracle of all miracles—if you’re willing to part with a cool grand.

Yakim Manasseh Jordan can predict the future, heal the sick, and for the low price of $1,000, the 25-year-old can even raise the dead. But the self-proclaimed prophet of God is not above cold calling.

“The Lord began to speak to me and he showed me major losses that you have experienced within the last two to five years,” the 25-year old Brooklyn native’s breathy, warbly, slightly British-inflected message starts. But, he goes on, there is “a miracle favor cloud,” “a prosperity blessing,” and a “financial blessing,” coming your way, and to a loved one, as well.

Which loved one? “It’s almost as if the second letter of the second syllable in the name is like a vowel making an ‘ah’ or an ‘a”’ sound,” he says. “I must know how much money you are asking God to release. So write me back, and email me immediately...I have to give you this prophesy.”

Some highlights:

He and his organization have been sued 16 times in the last four years for harassing robo-calls.

He and his organization do not respond to requests (via email, phone, social media) for interviews.

His claims to raise the dead could not be verified. (shocker...)

And best of all:

Quote:Manasseh Jordan Ministries is a 501©(3) public charity, and as such, the IRS doesn’t require Jordan to disclose how much he earns, nor does it collect taxes on the income. It’s enough, however, to fund a “lavish lifestyle” that includes multi-million dollar homes and a fleet of luxury cars, according to the newest civil complaint filed against him.

And God is good. Jordan’s most current listed addresses include a $2 million luxury condo on Sunny Isles Beach and a $4 million waterfront mansion in North Miami Beach, Florida.

On the surface, this pisses me off because he is stealing from vulnerable people.

But the vulnerable people are irritating too, be cause they want to be taken advantage of. We've all seen or talked to people who, when presented with evidence, refused to change their beliefs.

Worse, these are the same idiots who are calling us names because we won't drink the kool-aid.

Makes my brain hurt.

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21-03-2016, 07:21 AM
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I know a guy who can un-raise this motherfucker from the dead.

But he costs more than a grand.

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21-03-2016, 07:30 AM
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Would be nice to see Benny Hinn Sued.

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21-03-2016, 07:46 AM
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Necromancy is making a comeback?

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21-03-2016, 07:57 AM
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Don't people have a gag reflex anymore, ffs?Huh

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21-03-2016, 07:57 AM
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(21-03-2016 07:46 AM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  Necromancy is making a comeback?

Sounds like this is flogging a dead horse.

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21-03-2016, 08:01 AM
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Ooooh.
I think this is hilarious. I'm meeting a few friends for drinks later.
We may just have to call and mess with him. Tongue

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21-03-2016, 08:01 AM
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For a supposedly secular state, the US seems to offer a safe and lucrative haven for every religious nut-job out there.

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21-03-2016, 08:18 AM
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If you are stupid enough to believe in this, you deserve to be conned Wink
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21-03-2016, 08:23 AM
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(21-03-2016 08:18 AM)Kyx Wrote:  If you are stupid enough to believe in this, you deserve to be conned Wink

The truly amazing part -- that there's people stupid enough to believe it - that HAVE $1000......................

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