"Prophet" claims to raise the dead for $1000
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21-03-2016, 09:34 AM
RE: "Prophet" claims to raise the dead for $1000
Some people just beg to be cheated.

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21-03-2016, 09:35 AM
RE: "Prophet" claims to raise the dead for $1000
Why doesn't he bring Jesus, Paul, or any of the other apostles back from the dead?

I'll bet he can get a lot more than $1000 if he accomplishes this.
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21-03-2016, 09:42 AM
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id first have to know what kind of zombie id be getting. is it the slow kind like in the original dawn of the dead or the running kind like in the remake? $1000 for a runner is a steal, but i would only fork over $500 for a walker.
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21-03-2016, 09:48 AM
RE: "Prophet" claims to raise the dead for $1000
(21-03-2016 09:35 AM)Aliza Wrote:  Why doesn't he bring Jesus, Paul, or any of the other apostles back from the dead?

I'll bet he can get a lot more than $1000 if he accomplishes this.

John and George would be better. The reunion tour alone would be worth billions...

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21-03-2016, 12:30 PM
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(21-03-2016 07:30 AM)Brian37 Wrote:  Would be nice to see Benny Hinn Sued.

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21-03-2016, 12:37 PM
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If this guy can just go around raising people from the dead how is that not on every news channel? I mean that's kind of a big deal, someone is for sure dead and now they are back. How would that even make them feel? Hey you're a zombie now but your family just really wanted you back. What if they were in Heaven, you just dragged them out of paradise so they a hang out on Earth, go back to work, pay their bills, get sick and die all over again? It doesn't really sound so great.

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21-03-2016, 01:14 PM
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(21-03-2016 12:37 PM)SitaSky Wrote:  If this guy can just go around raising people from the dead how is that not on every news channel? I mean that's kind of a big deal, someone is for sure dead and now they are back. How would that even make them feel? Hey you're a zombie now but your family just really wanted you back. What if they were in Heaven, you just dragged them out of paradise so they a hang out on Earth, go back to work, pay their bills, get sick and die all over again? It doesn't really sound so great.

Oh, c'mon. It's the biased liberal atheist Jewish media cartel oppressing the faithful.
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21-03-2016, 01:21 PM
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(21-03-2016 12:37 PM)SitaSky Wrote:  If this guy can just go around raising people from the dead how is that not on every news channel? I mean that's kind of a big deal, someone is for sure dead and now they are back. How would that even make them feel? Hey you're a zombie now but your family just really wanted you back. What if they were in Heaven, you just dragged them out of paradise so they a hang out on Earth, go back to work, pay their bills, get sick and die all over again? It doesn't really sound so great.

That would add a whole different level to the criminal justice system...

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22-03-2016, 05:47 AM
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(21-03-2016 09:42 AM)Dark Wanderer Wrote:  id first have to know what kind of zombie id be getting. is it the slow kind like in the original dawn of the dead or the running kind like in the remake? $1000 for a runner is a steal, but i would only fork over $500 for a walker.

I don't think I would want a runner. It would chase you and never get tired or have to sleep. You would die.
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22-03-2016, 05:54 AM
RE: "Prophet" claims to raise the dead for $1000
If one doesn't have to pay until after the work is done I'd hire him. Maybe I will leave $1000 in my will for just such an occasion.
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