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07-01-2014, 12:09 PM (This post was last modified: 07-01-2014 12:17 PM by houseofcantor.)
RE: Prophet.
(07-01-2014 12:06 PM)War Horse Wrote:  
(07-01-2014 11:31 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  I'll drink to about anything. Surprised a Christian one time with a toast to Holy Spirit. Angel

Good one ! is that the holy spirit in the bottle ? Thumbsup

All the convincing I need, is for someone to mention drinking.. or better yet, hand me one. Tease

As a prophet* I modified Christian theology such that Holy Spirit is tao. The essence of motion. Personified as inertia. If you choose not to make a choice, the choice of others moves you.

*the words prophet for who I am and faith for what I express are pretty foundational. Atheism is not a thing, it is more a bottleneck away from a thing. Tongue

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07-01-2014, 12:11 PM
RE: Prophet.
(07-01-2014 12:09 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  As a prophet* I modified Christian theology such that Holy Spirit is tao. The essence of motion. Personified as inertia. If you choose not to make a choice, the choice of others moves you.

Thats deep man .. Consider
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07-01-2014, 12:15 PM
RE: Prophet.
(07-01-2014 12:11 PM)War Horse Wrote:  
(07-01-2014 12:09 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  As a prophet* I modified Christian theology such that Holy Spirit is tao. The essence of motion. Personified as inertia. If you choose not to make a choice, the choice of others moves you.

Thats deep man .. Consider

Not shallow, this man's love of Gwyneth Paltrow. Heart

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08-01-2014, 01:13 AM
RE: Prophet.
(06-01-2014 11:41 AM)houseofcantor Wrote:  God showed up on the jobsite with the line, "I have need of a prophet..." so I became:

1) Amateur scientist
2) Naive philosopher
3) Atheist

...in that order. Any questions?

Yes, I have been drinking. Any other questions?

How many [smallest unit of measurement of time as applicable] would you go without food before you ate the following.

1. A woodchuck?
2. Raw turtle meat?
3. A Penguin?
3. A platypus?
4. A tender steak...from Girlyman's fundoshi?

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12-01-2014, 03:00 PM
RE: Prophet.
(07-01-2014 12:15 PM)houseofcantor Wrote:  
(07-01-2014 12:11 PM)War Horse Wrote:  Thats deep man .. Consider

Not shallow, this man's love of Gwyneth Paltrow. Heart

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13-01-2014, 11:24 AM
RE: Prophet.
Does she ever wear a bra?

They tell me I'm the shit, I'm like 'duh...'
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13-01-2014, 11:31 AM
RE: Prophet.
Are we still drinking? If so - that's really good news.

When I want your opinion I'll read your entrails.
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13-01-2014, 11:34 AM
RE: Prophet.
(13-01-2014 11:24 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  Does she ever wear a bra?

No. Not really.

(13-01-2014 11:31 AM)WitchSabrina Wrote:  Are we still drinking? If so - that's really good news.

I'm still drinking. Big Grin

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14-01-2014, 02:09 AM
RE: Prophet.
There's gonna be some serious saggage when she gets older.

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14-01-2014, 03:00 AM
RE: Prophet.
(14-01-2014 02:09 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  There's gonna be some serious saggage when she gets older.

Actually a study just showed that wearing a bra increases saggage.

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