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21-08-2017, 12:16 PM
RE: Prophetical Eclipse and Trump
So, eclipse Happened, the Rapture Didn't, and some are already moving the goalposts, saying that the rapture will happen next month,
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21-08-2017, 12:33 PM
RE: Prophetical Eclipse and Trump
(21-08-2017 12:16 PM)OmniConsUme Wrote:  So, eclipse Happened, the Rapture Didn't, and some are already moving the goalposts, saying that the rapture will happen next month,

Of course! Didnt you know that? The eclipse was only to announce the rapture. You should listen more carefully to prophets in the future.

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21-08-2017, 12:40 PM
RE: Prophetical Eclipse and Trump
(20-08-2017 07:47 AM)Gawdzilla Wrote:  My cousins will start their "24 hour prayer vigil" at 1:15 PM CDT today. That should stop the eclipse in its tracks. Drinking Beverage

How'd that work out for them?

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21-08-2017, 01:06 PM
RE: Prophetical Eclipse and Trump
Not so fast. There are a few people missing. Dr. Kingman asked me if I had seen Ellen, his nurse. I said "No I think she got raptured". He laughed all the way down the hall. Angel

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28-08-2017, 09:03 AM
RE: Prophetical Eclipse and Trump
ROFL

How long ago was this eclipse predicted? A couple of decades at least.

So if Clinton had won, what would it have said about her?

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28-08-2017, 09:04 AM
RE: Prophetical Eclipse and Trump
(20-08-2017 06:33 AM)cactus Wrote:  I spilled some yogurt on the floor this morning. The splatter was in the shape of a T. What does this mean? Shocking

Your yogurt voted for Trump and that is why you spilled it.

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28-08-2017, 11:08 AM
RE: Prophetical Eclipse and Trump
Is 'prophetical' a word?

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28-08-2017, 11:55 AM
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So why are there floods in Texas? Is he going to rapture Texas first?

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28-08-2017, 12:31 PM
RE: Prophetical Eclipse and Trump
Well, here in Texas we are having floods that are putting the 4th largest metropolitan area in America under water. No psychics or prophets warned us of this ahead of time. Ain't that pathetic?

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28-08-2017, 02:05 PM
RE: Prophetical Eclipse and Trump
(19-08-2017 10:51 PM)Oaken Wrote:  This religious guy claims that the eclipse passing over Trump victory locations is a message from God.
Since the message is about Trump it's probably "God farted". Dodgy

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