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27-04-2015, 05:17 PM
Public Service Announcement.
Now that Stark has put me in charge for a few days while he moves weed farms there are going to be a few changes around here.

They are as follows:

1) Mondays will now be know as "Muffsdays".

2) You will all positive rep me as a show of your loyalty to me as your new Supreme Emperor

3) A statue that dwarfs that of the Statue of Liberty or the Colossus (RIP) will be erected in my honor and will be made entire of diamonds with gold trim. It will be a statue of me holding a fruit basket in one hand and an rocket propelled grenade launcher in the other symbolizing me as a provider of the world but also showing that if you fuck with me I will blow you the fuck up.

4) I will be brought a pet giraffe that I will call Nelson and ride around on wearing a suit, top hat and monocle. It will be glorious.


Those are my starting decrees, now begone my lowly plebs and make it a reality.
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27-04-2015, 06:31 PM
RE: Public Service Announcement.
Is there to be a coranation ceremony?

More importantly; will there be cake? Big Grin

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27-04-2015, 06:35 PM
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27-04-2015, 06:36 PM
RE: Public Service Announcement.
You better fucking legalize weed...

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27-04-2015, 06:40 PM
RE: Public Service Announcement.
*opens thread -- reads Stark blah blah blah....muffdays...blah blah blah -- closes thread*


But as if to knock me down, reality came around
And without so much as a mere touch, cut me into little pieces

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27-04-2015, 06:46 PM
Public Service Announcement.
I approve of this administration under one condition, the national song must instill blind obedience and fearful reverence. Might I suggest...

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27-04-2015, 06:56 PM
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All in favor of a violent coup say aye...

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27-04-2015, 07:01 PM
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(27-04-2015 06:56 PM)Sam Wrote:  All in favor of a violent coup say aye...

I think it would be a counter-coup. Consider

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27-04-2015, 07:04 PM
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I'm gonna hire a guy to drag you off of your Giraffe. Nelson indeed! Ha!
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27-04-2015, 07:11 PM
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Here ya go Muffsy...

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