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11-09-2017, 12:39 PM
Punchlines all the way down!
Screw the rest of the joke! Give us the punchlines!







"...last thing I saw was that poor monkey trying to put the cork back in."

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

Alouette, je te plumerai.
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11-09-2017, 12:51 PM
RE: Punchlines all the way down!
I have a solution - but it only works in a vacuum with a spherical chicken......

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11-09-2017, 02:43 PM
RE: Punchlines all the way down!
See there. I TOLD you that hiney-lick maneuver would work!

Where are we going and why am I in this hand basket?
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11-09-2017, 02:44 PM
RE: Punchlines all the way down!
(11-09-2017 12:39 PM)Old Man Marsh Wrote:  Screw the rest of the joke! Give us the punchlines!

"Death by unga-bunga!"

"Old Joe ain't into that shit, either."

"I can't believe you thought I was a leprechaun."


(I just realized all of those jokes involve dudes and butts. Probably says something about me.)
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11-09-2017, 02:50 PM
RE: Punchlines all the way down!
"Neither, you idiot, INSTEAD!"

(That's literally I know of that joke.)
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11-09-2017, 02:52 PM
RE: Punchlines all the way down!
You're a bastard superman.

Get your own bleeding hymn book
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11-09-2017, 03:10 PM
RE: Punchlines all the way down!
"The Kentuckians threw dynamite sticks across the river at the Hoosiers, and the Hoosiers lit them and threw them back."
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11-09-2017, 03:22 PM (This post was last modified: 11-09-2017 03:28 PM by Rockblossom.)
RE: Punchlines all the way down!
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"With fronds like these, who needs anemones?"

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"Does this taste funny to you?"

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"It tastes just like a Spotted Owl, your honor."

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"That's because I have turtle recall!"

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"And that's when I realized it was my wife's phone."
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11-09-2017, 03:50 PM
RE: Punchlines all the way down!
No, not immaculate conception.

He just finished on her ankles and the flies did the rest.

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11-09-2017, 03:55 PM
RE: Punchlines all the way down!
"But that one's your mother's."
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