Punchlines all the way down!
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11-09-2017, 04:09 PM
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"As long as they keep makin' 'em, I'll keep suckin' 'em!"
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11-09-2017, 04:10 PM
RE: Punchlines all the way down!
"But that one's a bull."
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12-09-2017, 03:58 AM
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"I can't understand it, he made his own sandwiches"
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12-09-2017, 04:17 AM
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"....Super-Collider? I hardly know her!"

Me and my friend used to do this all the time. If we spotted somebody coming to talk, one of us would drop the generic punch line we had saved up, and both laugh like prize idiots.

Ours was: "....and the dentist was a CROCODILE!" , if often left people wondering what we were on about, and as time went on, the whole situation and punch line itself became actually funny to those of us that knew about it .

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(18-09-2017 09:47 AM)vahaaao Wrote:  Irresponsible bachelor daddy
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12-09-2017, 05:05 AM
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"Why? Am I sharp?"

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Because his wife died.
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12-09-2017, 05:43 AM
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"Actually, we just ride the camel into town and visit the brothel."
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12-09-2017, 05:53 AM
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She said "no but I've been swung around by the nipples a few times".

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12-09-2017, 04:47 PM
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(12-09-2017 04:17 AM)OakTree500 Wrote:  "....Super-Collider? I hardly know her!"

Me and my friend used to do this all the time. If we spotted somebody coming to talk, one of us would drop the generic punch line we had saved up, and both laugh like prize idiots.

Ours was: "....and the dentist was a CROCODILE!" , if often left people wondering what we were on about, and as time went on, the whole situation and punch line itself became actually funny to those of us that knew about it .

I do that in the movie theater. I call it The Suddenly Quiet Game. Pretend to talk, and soon as the preview stops, pretend to have a conversation that you "accidentally" end at the wrong time.

*things explode*coming soon this fall*
"Right up the ass!"
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12-09-2017, 06:12 PM
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Consider Ya know.....hummmm. What would be even more fun would be something like Jepardy, except in the form of jokes. Alex Trebek reads the punchlines in the little box then the contestant think up the beginning of the jokes. Smartass

Tee-he-he. Big Grin

Shakespeare's Comedy of Errors.... on Donald J. Trump:

He is deformed, crooked, old, and sere,
Ill-fac’d, worse bodied, shapeless every where;
Vicious, ungentle, foolish, blunt, unkind,
Stigmatical in making, worse in mind.
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12-09-2017, 06:25 PM
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One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit! [Image: tongue_smiley56.gif]

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