Punchlines all the way down!
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12-09-2017, 06:32 PM
RE: Punchlines all the way down!
(12-09-2017 06:12 PM)dancefortwo Wrote:  Consider Ya know.....hummmm. What would be even more fun would be something like Jepardy, except in the form of jokes. Alex Trebek reads the punchlines in the little box then the contestant think up the beginning of the jokes. Smartass

Tee-he-he. Big Grin

Sounds fun!

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12-09-2017, 06:44 PM
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(12-09-2017 06:25 PM)TheGulegon Wrote:  One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit! [Image: tongue_smiley56.gif]

What does eating pussy and dealing with the Mafia have in common?

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13-09-2017, 08:15 AM
RE: Punchlines all the way down!
They didn't say.

Don't let those gnomes and their illusions get you down. They're just gnomes and illusions.

--Jake the Dog, Adventure Time

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13-09-2017, 08:36 AM
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"It didn't smell like your sister."
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13-09-2017, 10:51 AM
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(12-09-2017 04:47 PM)Clockwork Wrote:  I do that in the movie theater. I call it The Suddenly Quiet Game. Pretend to talk, and soon as the preview stops, pretend to have a conversation that you "accidentally" end at the wrong time.

*things explode*coming soon this fall*
"Right up the ass!"
Laugh out load

Me and the Mrs do it with drinks/popcorn. Like if the trailer ends or you get a really quiet moment where they show the film rating screen (not sure if they do that in the states) and you crack open a can *PFFFFFFSTTT* or crunch the popcorn purposefully loud.

Not intentionally, but I have a (bad) habit of shouting "THROUGH THE TABLE!!!" when somebody in a movie goes crashing through any kind of table, due to my years of pro wrestling watching. This normally results in me getting some funny looks in the cinema Laugh out load

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13-09-2017, 03:38 PM
RE: Punchlines all the way down!
jesus on a rubber cross.

Get your own bleeding hymn book
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