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01-04-2014, 11:31 AM
Punish your BOdY! MAKE IT PAY FOR YOUR BAD GENES!!
UNDERSTAND THE CATHARTIC NATURE OF PUNISHING YOUR BODY!

I've been looking into ways to make my body understand the pain it brings me simply by existing.
  • Hitting my elbow constantly on doors I walk past
  • Intentionally stubbing my toe
  • Spending 2-3 hours in the sauna after gym on MAX ,until I feel dizzy and want to pass out
  • light cuts to body
  • punching my steering wheel in traffic
  • driving past pedestrians and yelling out verbal abuse


At this point there isn't much more worth doing in life than letting my bdoy know what filth it really is. To make this rotting corpse of human flesh pay, so that I shall never reproduce. Instead, if I'm lucky, come back from the dead to eat the lives of those deemed to be inferior.
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01-04-2014, 11:33 AM
RE: Punish your BOdY! MAKE IT PAY FOR YOUR BAD GENES!!
I think it's in your particular body's self interest to go suck a fat one.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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01-04-2014, 11:34 AM
RE: Punish your BOdY! MAKE IT PAY FOR YOUR BAD GENES!!
(01-04-2014 11:31 AM)Highlander Wrote:  UNDERSTAND THE CATHARTIC NATURE OF PUNISHING YOUR BODY!

I've been looking into ways to make my body understand the pain it brings me simply by existing.
  • Hitting my elbow constantly on doors I walk past
  • Intentionally stubbing my toe
  • Spending 2-3 hours in the sauna after gym on MAX ,until I feel dizzy and want to pass out
  • light cuts to body
  • punching my steering wheel in traffic
  • driving past pedestrians and yelling out verbal abuse


At this point there isn't much more worth doing in life than letting my bdoy know what filth it really is. To make this rotting corpse of human flesh pay, so that I shall never reproduce. Instead, if I'm lucky, come back from the dead to eat the lives of those deemed to be inferior.

+ OP spraying a big black dildo with Axe Body Spray and ramming it into his anus while licking a picture of Shaquille O'Neil taped to his pillow.

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01-04-2014, 11:41 AM
RE: Punish your BOdY! MAKE IT PAY FOR YOUR BAD GENES!!
A good sense of humour strongly correlates with intelligence.
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01-04-2014, 11:42 AM
RE: Punish your BOdY! MAKE IT PAY FOR YOUR BAD GENES!!
(01-04-2014 11:31 AM)Highlander Wrote:  UNDERSTAND THE CATHARTIC NATURE OF PUNISHING YOUR BODY!

I've been looking into ways to make my body understand the pain it brings me simply by existing.
  • Hitting my elbow constantly on doors I walk past
  • Intentionally stubbing my toe
  • Spending 2-3 hours in the sauna after gym on MAX ,until I feel dizzy and want to pass out
  • light cuts to body
  • punching my steering wheel in traffic
  • driving past pedestrians and yelling out verbal abuse


At this point there isn't much more worth doing in life than letting my bdoy know what filth it really is. To make this rotting corpse of human flesh pay, so that I shall never reproduce. Instead, if I'm lucky, come back from the dead to eat the lives of those deemed to be inferior.

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01-04-2014, 11:49 AM
RE: Punish your BOdY! MAKE IT PAY FOR YOUR BAD GENES!!
(01-04-2014 11:41 AM)Highlander Wrote:  A good sense of humour strongly correlates with intelligence.

That explains why you can stop a previously started laughing fit in it's tracks.

“You see… sometimes life gives you lemons. And when that happens… you need to find some spell that makes lemons explode, because lemons are terrible. I only ate them once and I can say with certainty they are the worst fruit. If life gave me lemons, I would view it as nothing short of a declaration of war."
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01-04-2014, 11:54 AM
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