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04-01-2014, 12:10 AM
Purchasing a wife online
As of lately, I've become extremely disinterested with all the female meat pieces here in central Florida. Very filthy, uneducated swine, to be honest. Having been up north, I find many women to be much too independent and progressive for my taste. I need a subservient wife whose sole purpose in life is her breeding legs, providing and caring for children, and tendering the house while I work the lands, and by night, I make sweet vicious love to her, hopefully with the endeavor of her providing me with an alpha son that will continue my lineage and kingdom.

I am currently convinced that these type of women are far too scarce in the americanas, and thus, I am extremely interested in venturing overseas and purchasing a wife, no courting required. The only cost being some american US dollars for her parents to buy tobacco leaf and wood sandals with. Of course, I want the finest quality female specimen available. A women of virgin status is an absolute must; they make tests for that don't they?

Can anyone suggest a good online catalogue?

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04-01-2014, 12:14 AM
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Here we go again.

Well, I can't help you. I don't have that problem.
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04-01-2014, 12:41 AM
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Tendering the house? Lol

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04-01-2014, 01:05 AM
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04-01-2014, 01:10 AM
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Funny..
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04-01-2014, 01:15 AM
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(04-01-2014 12:10 AM)Gilgamesh Wrote:  As of lately, I've become extremely disinterested with all the female meat pieces here in central Florida. Very filthy, uneducated swine, to be honest. Having been up north, I find many women to be much too independent and progressive for my taste. I need a subservient wife whose sole purpose in life is her breeding legs, providing and caring for children, and tendering the house while I work the lands, and by night, I make sweet vicious love to her, hopefully with the endeavor of her providing me with an alpha son that will continue my lineage and kingdom.

I am currently convinced that these type of women are far too scarce in the americanas, and thus, I am extremely interested in venturing overseas and purchasing a wife, no courting required. The only cost being some american US dollars for her parents to buy tobacco leaf and wood sandals with. Of course, I want the finest quality female specimen available. A women of virgin status is an absolute must; they make tests for that don't they?

Can anyone suggest a good online catalogue?

I hear-tell that the Russians and General Asians love sending mail-order wives. I'm sure you could get one custom made.

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04-01-2014, 01:21 AM
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Masturbation might be the best course of action for you.

Lonely people can have a pretty decent sex life, or so I've heard.
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04-01-2014, 01:32 AM
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(04-01-2014 12:10 AM)Gilgamesh Wrote:  As of lately, I've become extremely disinterested with all the female meat pieces here in central Florida. Very filthy, uneducated swine, to be honest. Having been up north, I find many women to be much too independent and progressive for my taste. I need a subservient wife whose sole purpose in life is her breeding legs, providing and caring for children, and tendering the house while I work the lands, and by night, I make sweet vicious love to her, hopefully with the endeavor of her providing me with an alpha son that will continue my lineage and kingdom.

I am currently convinced that these type of women are far too scarce in the americanas, and thus, I am extremely interested in venturing overseas and purchasing a wife, no courting required. The only cost being some american US dollars for her parents to buy tobacco leaf and wood sandals with. Of course, I want the finest quality female specimen available. A women of virgin status is an absolute must; they make tests for that don't they?

Can anyone suggest a good online catalogue?

I'm sorry.
We do not have any profile that meets your criteria, right now.

Consider changing your selection options.

*educated and *breeding legs [error]... options are incompatible.

Try our sister site. No credit card required (until near the end of the process)

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04-01-2014, 07:36 AM
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So your just as useless here as you were on af

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04-01-2014, 07:46 AM
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May I suggest a purchase such as this, it's a lot cheaper and you may actually benefit some. Guaranteed to get rid of your above desires.




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