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04-01-2014, 07:51 AM
RE: Purchasing a wife online
Did you say Purchase a wife? Purchase?

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PURCHASE ????

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04-01-2014, 07:55 AM
RE: Purchasing a wife online
Is there a discount if you buy in bulk?

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04-01-2014, 07:59 AM
RE: Purchasing a wife online
You can have my ex wife mate. £5! I'm sure she'll be very happy with you Smile

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04-01-2014, 08:48 AM
RE: Purchasing a wife online
You can have the prostitute stored in my freezer for free.

Or at least that what is left of her.

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04-01-2014, 08:54 AM
RE: Purchasing a wife online
(04-01-2014 08:48 AM)The Germans are coming Wrote:  You can have the prostitute stored in my freezer for free.

Or at least that what is left of her.

Hahaha!
Once she's gone from your freezer, YOU can have my ex wife! Big Grin

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04-01-2014, 10:09 AM
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04-01-2014, 11:37 AM
RE: Purchasing a wife online
(04-01-2014 07:55 AM)Slowminded Wrote:  Is there a discount if you buy in bulk?

Bulk buy? I thought men struggled coping with one of us, let alone a harem!

Which is why I don't get polygamy Undecided

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04-01-2014, 11:55 AM
RE: Purchasing a wife online
(04-01-2014 11:37 AM)SpaceMonkey Wrote:  
(04-01-2014 07:55 AM)Slowminded Wrote:  Is there a discount if you buy in bulk?

Bulk buy? I thought men struggled coping with one of us, let alone a harem!

Which is why I don't get polygamy Undecided

I don't get polygamy either. Promiscuity, on the other hand....

All of the fun and none of the responsibility.

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04-01-2014, 12:07 PM
RE: Purchasing a wife online
(04-01-2014 11:37 AM)SpaceMonkey Wrote:  
(04-01-2014 07:55 AM)Slowminded Wrote:  Is there a discount if you buy in bulk?

Bulk buy? I thought men struggled coping with one of us, let alone a harem!

Which is why I don't get polygamy Undecided

I'm just looking at business opportunities here.
Retail or rental services, something like that.

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04-01-2014, 12:16 PM
RE: Purchasing a wife online
I'll give you my mother for free if you'd like.

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