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21-03-2014, 02:58 PM
Purity Balls *snicker*
OK, maybe I'm just 12 or something, but it seems like theists are TRYING to get made fun of sometimes.

Purity Balls

The premise is stupid, marry god and "gift their virginity" to their father. As creepy as that is in and of itself, did they not even think about the name before hand?


Purity Balls?

I got your purity balls right here. Censored

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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21-03-2014, 03:05 PM
RE: Purity Balls *snicker*
(21-03-2014 02:58 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  OK, maybe I'm just 12 or something, but it seems like theists are TRYING to get made fun of sometimes.

Purity Balls

The premise is stupid, marry god and "gift their virginity" to their father. As creepy as that is in and of itself, did they not even think about the name before hand?


Purity Balls?

I got your purity balls right here. Censored

The picture of the girls in the wedding dresses carrying the cross is creepy.
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21-03-2014, 03:06 PM
RE: Purity Balls *snicker*
My balls haven't been pure since I was 11!Gasp

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21-03-2014, 03:08 PM
RE: Purity Balls *snicker*
(21-03-2014 03:05 PM)meremortal Wrote:  
(21-03-2014 02:58 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  OK, maybe I'm just 12 or something, but it seems like theists are TRYING to get made fun of sometimes.

Purity Balls

The premise is stupid, marry god and "gift their virginity" to their father. As creepy as that is in and of itself, did they not even think about the name before hand?


Purity Balls?

I got your purity balls right here. Censored

The picture of the girls in the wedding dresses carrying the cross is creepy.

Dude, what ISN'T creepy about that?? They are gifting their virginity to their father...

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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21-03-2014, 03:09 PM
RE: Purity Balls *snicker*
(21-03-2014 03:06 PM)Crulax Wrote:  My balls haven't been pure since I was 11!Gasp

Show us on the doll where the priest touched you. Sadcryface2

Excuse me, I'm making perfect sense. You're just not keeping up.

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21-03-2014, 03:18 PM
RE: Purity Balls *snicker*
(21-03-2014 03:09 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(21-03-2014 03:06 PM)Crulax Wrote:  My balls haven't been pure since I was 11!Gasp

Show us on the doll where the priest touched you. Sadcryface2

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21-03-2014, 03:21 PM
RE: Purity Balls *snicker*
(21-03-2014 03:08 PM)itsnotmeitsyou Wrote:  
(21-03-2014 03:05 PM)meremortal Wrote:  The picture of the girls in the wedding dresses carrying the cross is creepy.

Dude, what ISN'T creepy about that?? They are gifting their virginity to their father...

No, that part seemed totally normal... Shocking
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21-03-2014, 03:30 PM
RE: Purity Balls *snicker*
Ah yes, so you are owned by your father until you get married and are then owned by your husband. The high priest of the household.
Where is the purity balls for their sons?! Why aren't the boys giving their virginities to their mothers to protect?! Why aren't the wives high priests of the family on even ground with the father/husband?
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21-03-2014, 03:32 PM
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(21-03-2014 03:06 PM)Crulax Wrote:  My balls haven't been pure since I was 11!Gasp

You really need to wash better.... No girl is going to kiss a dirty ball!

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21-03-2014, 03:36 PM
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I was going to ask where the balls are inserted.

But alas, never mind.


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