Questions We'd Like God To Answer
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03-01-2010, 09:20 PM
 
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Dear god.

Why do I poop so much? Wouldn't it have been easier just to have my body use all the food I intake? Other animals can do it, so why leave me with a stinky body function?

Why do you choose to reveal yourself to people of no particular standing in society? I am all up for helping drug addicts recover and whatnot, but come on. Do you really expect me to believe the Meth head is talking to you?
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22-01-2010, 03:50 PM
 
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After you created human stupidity, ignorance, disease, birth defects, virus, bacteria, pain, suffering, war, torture, murder, pollution, & Pat Robertson - don't you think the threat of Hell is maybe just a little absurd & possibly overkill?
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22-01-2010, 06:06 PM
 
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Why did you let Air America get shut down? Seriously, God Damn it!
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26-01-2010, 10:35 PM
 
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God, why don't you exist?
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27-01-2010, 11:32 AM
 
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God, how come everytime you want to tell humanity a message, you do it through one person, in private? Why not use your super-powers and comunicate it to the whole world?
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27-01-2010, 01:07 PM
 
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God, why do you hate little African children and can I have a pony?
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29-01-2010, 04:51 PM
 
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Dear "God",

Is it a 'sin' to question your existence when you've made such a mockery of Faith? Are we expected to walk through life holding blind faith in the hopes of getting into your 'paradise', when you've made it clear that you have absoloutly no intention what-so-ever of SHOWING us that you exist?

And if we were created in your image...what does that say about you?
(27-01-2010 01:07 PM)Grassharpper Wrote:  God, why do you hate little African children and can I have a pony?

ahahaha "can i have a pony?"
brilliant
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11-02-2010, 07:30 PM
 
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Dear God,
Can you create a rock so big that even you yourself can not lift it?
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11-02-2010, 08:46 PM
 
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Dear god. Can You make a satisfying diet drink?
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11-02-2010, 11:31 PM
 
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Hey God, your epidermis is showing!

(I know that's not a question but I thought he'd get a big kick out of it)
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