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20-03-2014, 06:16 PM
RE: RIP Fred Phelps
Yup, the old buzzard croaked. Good riddance to bad rubbish





Also Bill Maher gave this eulogy for Jerry Falwell. I think its appropriate for Freddo as well.




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20-03-2014, 06:55 PM
RE: RIP Fred Phelps
I only weep because there is no hell for him to burn in. Evil_monster

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20-03-2014, 08:46 PM
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This may sound bad but I swear to God I hope his funeral gets picketed. And I mean like majorly picketed.

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20-03-2014, 08:52 PM
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(20-03-2014 08:46 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  This may sound bad but I swear to God I hope his funeral gets picketed. And I mean like majorly picketed.

I'd bet on no funeral. He'll probably be cremated and maybe a service held at their own compound in secret if anything. They know better than to try and do a public service.

Actually I think the best thing, if they were to hold a gravesite service, is if nobody at all showed up. No pickets, no reporters, nothing. This would show them just how much we think about their family and their church.

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20-03-2014, 08:55 PM
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Yeah. RIP his fucking carcass to ribbons and feed it to the swine.

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20-03-2014, 08:56 PM
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Yeh, Rest In Pieces!!! You filthy piece of congealed monkey vomit!!!

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20-03-2014, 08:58 PM
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(20-03-2014 08:52 PM)evenheathen Wrote:  
(20-03-2014 08:46 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  This may sound bad but I swear to God I hope his funeral gets picketed. And I mean like majorly picketed.

I'd bet on no funeral. He'll probably be cremated and maybe a service held at their own compound in secret if anything. They know better than to try and do a public service.

Actually I think the best thing, if they were to hold a gravesite service, is if nobody at all showed up. No pickets, no reporters, nothing. This would show them just how much we think about their family and their church.

You got that right:


http://www.cnn.com/2014/03/20/us/westboro-church-founder-dead/


For years, Phelps joked about the possibility that his own funeral would draw protests. During a sermon in 2006, he said a CNN reporter once asked how he would feel if that occurred.

"I'd love it. I'd invite them," Phelps told the reporter, according to the Wichita Eagle. "I said: 'I'll put in my will to pay your way. But not first class.' "

But Shirley Phelps-Roper, Phelps' daughter, said Westboro will not hold a funeral.

"We do not worship the dead," Phelps-Roper told CNN.




Bri, shall we take him up on the plane fare offer? Even if there's no funeral, we could do NSFW selfies on their front lawn....heehee....

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20-03-2014, 09:18 PM
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(20-03-2014 08:46 PM)Hughsie Wrote:  This may sound bad but I swear to God I hope his funeral gets picketed. And I mean like majorly picketed.

Phelps once said in an interview he would be happy if people picketed his funeral. He even mused putting in his will to pay the travel expenses of the person who was interviewing him (not first class though) so that they might picket his funeral.
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20-03-2014, 09:58 PM
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20-03-2014, 10:37 PM
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And so we lay to rest the last honest christian.

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