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27-07-2015, 09:22 AM
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If prehistoric fossil records serve as an accurate indication of a correlation between insect size and higher average temperatures, then global warming may allow me to one day receive a message from Amazon that says "Sorry, the underwear you ordered has been delayed because the delivery drone got caught in a web and eaten by a giant fucking spider."

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27-07-2015, 09:47 AM
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(27-07-2015 09:22 AM)yakherder Wrote:  If prehistoric fossil records serve as an accurate indication of a correlation between insect size and higher average temperatures, then global warming may allow me to one day receive a message from Amazon that says "Sorry, the underwear you ordered has been delayed because the delivery drone got caught in a web and eaten by a giant fucking spider."

It is actually the availability of Oxygen in the atmosphere rather than temperature that determines insect size and since global warming is tied to Carbon in the atmosphere your dream will probably not happen, as a side note the amount of oxygen needed would not really be conducive to our own survival.

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27-07-2015, 09:53 AM (This post was last modified: 27-07-2015 09:58 AM by jennybee.)
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Dryer hose fell out because my cat was doing gymnastics back there.

I suppose this could go under Ranting Section.

I'm glad I do a lot of yoga so I could contort myself into the tiny freakin' space in my teensy laundry room to put the dryer hose back. Good size house, shoebox size laundry room WTF!

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27-07-2015, 09:54 AM
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(27-07-2015 09:47 AM)Revenant77x Wrote:  
(27-07-2015 09:22 AM)yakherder Wrote:  If prehistoric fossil records serve as an accurate indication of a correlation between insect size and higher average temperatures, then global warming may allow me to one day receive a message from Amazon that says "Sorry, the underwear you ordered has been delayed because the delivery drone got caught in a web and eaten by a giant fucking spider."

It is actually the availability of Oxygen in the atmosphere rather than temperature that determines insect size and since global warming is tied to Carbon in the atmosphere your dream will probably not happen, as a side note the amount of oxygen needed would not really be conducive to our own survival.

Not surviving I can accept. Mostly I just wanted big bugs Sad

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08-08-2015, 06:29 AM
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Why is the 'caps lock' key labeled in lower case letters? Consider

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08-08-2015, 06:49 AM
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(08-08-2015 06:29 AM)Anjele Wrote:  Why is the 'caps lock' key labeled in lower case letters? Consider

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08-08-2015, 06:53 AM
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Why do cats love going to the bathroom with you?

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08-08-2015, 07:27 AM
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(08-08-2015 06:53 AM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  Why do cats love going to the bathroom with you?

Maybe if you stopped using the litter box ... ? Consider

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08-08-2015, 07:38 AM
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(08-08-2015 07:27 AM)Chas Wrote:  
(08-08-2015 06:53 AM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  Why do cats love going to the bathroom with you?

Maybe if you stopped using the litter box ... ? Consider

I have not use the litter box in 6 months.

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08-08-2015, 07:50 AM
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(08-08-2015 07:38 AM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  
(08-08-2015 07:27 AM)Chas Wrote:  Maybe if you stopped using the litter box ... ? Consider

I have not use the litter box in 6 months.

Perhaps a laxative would help?

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