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11-11-2014, 06:15 PM
RE: Random, Unconnected Thoughts
(10-11-2014 08:01 AM)unfogged Wrote:  
(09-11-2014 10:06 PM)pablo Wrote:  Biggus Feetus

He has a wife you know....

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11-11-2014, 06:30 PM
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I wonder how to make a human chimpanzee hybrid? Consider

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11-11-2014, 07:53 PM
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(11-11-2014 06:30 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  I wonder how to make a human chimpanzee hybrid? Consider

I can think of one way. Tongue
The chimp might not be thrilled about it though.
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11-11-2014, 08:13 PM (This post was last modified: 11-11-2014 08:19 PM by Free Thought.)
RE: Random, Unconnected Thoughts
(11-11-2014 06:30 PM)Metazoa Zeke Wrote:  I wonder how to make a human chimpanzee hybrid? Consider

Well, you take a human daddy's sperm and a mummy chimp's egg and you stick'em together, so the egg will, if hypothesis holds true, be fertilised and then you stick it back in the mummy chimp and some time later, an abomination will slowly form.

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18-11-2014, 02:14 AM
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It really shouldn't be curse like a sailor, it should be swear like a sailor. And I don't swear like a sailor - I curse like a nurse. Cause let's face it, I drop the f bomb a hell of a lot more than any of the sailors I know.

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18-11-2014, 02:25 AM
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I wonder what it would be like to sleep like a normal human.
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18-11-2014, 06:54 AM
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(18-11-2014 02:25 AM)pablo Wrote:  I wonder what it would be like to sleep like a normal human.

Let me know if you figure out how to do that. I don't seem to remember what a decent night's sleep is like. Undecided

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18-11-2014, 06:55 AM
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18-11-2014, 07:18 AM
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(18-11-2014 02:14 AM)Nurse Wrote:  It really shouldn't be curse like a sailor, it should be swear like a sailor. And I don't swear like a sailor - I curse like a nurse. Cause let's face it, I drop the f bomb a hell of a lot more than any of the sailors I know.
I'm curious what nurses say when their teed off. Do you shout expletives of medical procedures or do various sharp tools merrily color your expletives?

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18-11-2014, 07:44 AM
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(18-11-2014 07:18 AM)grizzlysnake Wrote:  
(18-11-2014 02:14 AM)Nurse Wrote:  It really shouldn't be curse like a sailor, it should be swear like a sailor. And I don't swear like a sailor - I curse like a nurse. Cause let's face it, I drop the f bomb a hell of a lot more than any of the sailors I know.
I'm curious what nurses say when their teed off. Do you shout expletives of medical procedures or do various sharp tools merrily color your expletives?

Well, the other night when I exploded a unit of packed red blood cells all over myself, the 13 pumps, the patient's bed (and it was contraindicated to turn him to get him off the bloody sheets thanks to his open chest), and the floor, it was something like "goddamn bloody motherfucking hell!!!"

Times I've been pissed off and using medical terms to color things would be more like "I need an order to connect patient J's art line to wall suction" or "Jesus Christ, she needs some goddamn pillow therapy." Orrrr, my personal favorite: a coworker was called a bitch by a drug seeking frequent flyer and she replied, "I am not a bitch, I am the bitch, and that is Nurse Bitch to you." That particular patient threatened to sue me every time I had her.

Hopefully, my identity is never revealed on this site... pretty sure those comments would cost me my job.

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