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19-04-2013, 11:56 PM
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Quote:2 Samuel10:5 Messengers told David what had happened, so he summoned them, for the men were thoroughly humiliated. The king said, “Stay in Jericho until your beards have grown again; then you may come back.”

Beardless pussies.

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20-04-2013, 06:16 AM
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I got this one...

John 6:26
Jesus replied, “I tell you the solemn truth, you are looking for me not because you saw miraculous signs, but because you ate all the loaves of bread you wanted."

Geddit? They were looking for the John. Laughat

Mind you, if I want to draw a crowd for a briefing / seminar, free food does it every time.

Bowing

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20-04-2013, 06:55 AM
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'Muffs, you r da bomb! Great find!

2 Kings
18:24 Certainly you will not refuse one of my master’s minor officials and trust in Egypt for chariots and horsemen.

To war!!!!!

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20-04-2013, 11:01 AM
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(19-04-2013 10:54 PM)LadyJane Wrote:  Oh fun!

Genesis 25:13 These are the names of Ishmael’s sons, by their names according to their records: Nebaioth (Ishmael’s firstborn), Kedar, Adbeel, Mibsam,

and

1samuel 10:27 But some wicked men said, “How can this man save us?” They despised him and did not even bring him a gift. But Saul said nothing about it.



Ha ha. Oh, one a day would be be so fun. It would take me 31,103 days to get through them, plus more since it's 'random'.

That's not a bad idea.

The theists go on about how great their lives are because of the bible, perhaps we as atheists simply need to learn the ways of the bible.
And what better way to do that with a new random bible verse every day that we can try to live our lives following said bible verse, as to better understand our theist counter parts. Afterall, while we may disagree on many aspects, we do populate this earth together, so do we not ow it to each other to at least try to get a long?

Today was brought to you by the bible verse:

"3:8 Let those who curse the day curse it – those who are prepared to rouse Leviathan"

Wise words, wise words indeed. I have no fucking clue what the fuck they mean, but I shall live today by these wise words as a social experiment to better understand my theist counter parts.

FUCK TODAY!! it said to curse today

I don't talk gay, I don't walk gay, it's like people don't even know I'm gay unless I'm blowing them.
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20-04-2013, 11:02 AM
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Quote:'Muffs, you r da bomb!

Too soon dude, too soon...

I don't talk gay, I don't walk gay, it's like people don't even know I'm gay unless I'm blowing them.
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20-04-2013, 11:29 AM
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Ooooo, I got a good one today! So inspiring.

Exekiel 23:8 She did not abandon the prostitution she had practiced in Egypt; for in her youth men had sex with her, fondled her virgin breasts, and ravished her.
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20-04-2013, 11:32 AM
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I swear all the verses I get are either about castration or hungry nekkid people.

Job 24:10 They go about naked, without clothing, and go hungry while they carry the sheaves.


Wind's in the east, a mist coming in
Like something is brewing and about to begin
Can't put my finger on what lies in store
but I feel what's to happen has happened before...


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20-04-2013, 11:36 AM
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Man wtf, you guys get some weird shit.

I keep getting some deep meaningful stuff.

"3:21 Fathers, do not provoke your children, so they will not become disheartened."

Cuts deep.

I don't talk gay, I don't walk gay, it's like people don't even know I'm gay unless I'm blowing them.
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20-04-2013, 01:08 PM
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Quote:1 Timothy 1:3 "As I urged you when I was leaving for Macedonia, stay on in Ephesus to instruct certain people not to spread false teachings,"

Paul was such a hypocrite.

If something can be destroyed by the truth, it might be worth destroying.

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20-04-2013, 06:25 PM
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(20-04-2013 11:29 AM)LadyJane Wrote:  Ooooo, I got a good one today! So inspiring.

Exekiel 23:8 She did not abandon the prostitution she had practiced in Egypt; for in her youth men had sex with her, fondled her virgin breasts, and ravished her.

Very inspirational. I can feel the holy spirit moving through me (or perhaps it was the hot wings).
Honestly, if she has been whoring it up since Egypt, how can her titties still be called "virgin?"

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