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21-04-2013, 09:09 PM
RE: Random bible verse generator
Psalm 118:14 The Lord gives me strength and protects me; he has become my deliverer.”

Who knew bible dowsing could be so high-tech?

My girlfriend is mad at me. Perhaps I shouldn't have tried cooking a stick in her non-stick pan.
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22-04-2013, 03:21 AM
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Amos 2:16 Bravehearted warriors will run away naked in that day.” The Lord is speaking!

... I didn't even know how to respond to this one.

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22-04-2013, 04:06 AM
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(22-04-2013 03:21 AM)ShirubaDangan Wrote:  Amos 2:16 Bravehearted warriors will run away naked in that day.” The Lord is speaking!

... I didn't even know how to respond to this one.

I think it's from a movie with Mel Gibson.

'Lord' should be spelled 'Laird' and he spake thusly... "drop yer kilts and fuck off my land yer pooves".

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22-04-2013, 08:48 AM
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Todays daily proverb to live by:

Jeremiah 44:1 The Lord spoke to Jeremiah concerning all the Judeans who were living in the land of Egypt, those in Migdol, Tahpanhes, Memphis, and in the region of southern Egypt.

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22-04-2013, 08:54 AM
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Quote:Isaiah 54:16 Look, I create the craftsman, who fans the coals into a fire and forges a weapon. I create the destroyer so he might devastate.

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22-04-2013, 10:50 AM
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Jeremiah 35:7 "Do not build houses. Do not plant crops. Do not plant a vineyard or own one. Live in tents all your lives. If you do these things you will live a long time in the land that you wander about on.’
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22-04-2013, 10:55 AM
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(22-04-2013 10:50 AM)amyb Wrote:  I got
Jeremiah 35:7 "Do not build houses. Do not plant crops. Do not plant a vineyard or own one. Live in tents all your lives. If you do these things you will live a long time in the land that you wander about on.’

But... Just yesterday I was told to construct a table.. I was given dimensions and everything..

I'm confused.

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22-04-2013, 11:18 AM
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Yay! Time to throw a party for our jealous and narcissistic God just so he can bless us!

Deuteronomy16:15 You are to celebrate the festival seven days before the Lord your God in the place he chooses, for he will bless you in all your productivity and in whatever you do; so you will indeed rejoice!
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22-04-2013, 11:42 AM
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(22-04-2013 10:55 AM)earmuffs Wrote:  
(22-04-2013 10:50 AM)amyb Wrote:  I got
Jeremiah 35:7 "Do not build houses. Do not plant crops. Do not plant a vineyard or own one. Live in tents all your lives. If you do these things you will live a long time in the land that you wander about on.’

But... Just yesterday I was told to construct a table.. I was given dimensions and everything..

I'm confused.
I know, right? Earlier today I started getting the garden ready for planting, pulling weeds, fixing the fence so the dogs won't dig it up. But if I plants my tomatoes and peppers this year, I won't live a long time on the land I wander about on!
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22-04-2013, 10:50 PM
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(22-04-2013 03:21 AM)ShirubaDangan Wrote:  Amos 2:16 Bravehearted warriors will run away naked in that day.” The Lord is speaking!

... I didn't even know how to respond to this one.

Hahaha
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